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23 texts your dog would send you if he had a phone.

Imagine what your dog would say to you if he could talk. Better yet, imagine what your dog would text to you if he had working opposable thumbs and a smartphone. With these hilarious SMS exchanges from the the appropriately named tumblr, ‘Texts from Dog’, you no longer have to wonder.

 

The idea of an imaginary text conversation between dog and master was conceived when English animator Joe Butcher, (who goes under the alias, October Jones) decided to screenshot his pretend text messages with his British bulldog, Cooper. He then went on to share these with his Twitter friends and gained a cult following with his interactions becoming so popular, he has since released two books chronicaling exchanges like this:

 

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Not surprisingly it turns out that Cooper, like most dogs, has a pathological and unwarranted hatred for the mailman, has found his nemesis in the squirrel mafia and also occasionally finds himself romantically involved with stuffed toys.

So, if you've ever had a conversation in your head with your pet then the following 19 'Texts from Dog' are going to make you laugh out loud (and probably make you think twice about leaving your pet home alone all day).

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Cooper 'Dog' standing with his book 'The Dog Delusion'.
All images have been sourced from here.

What would your dog say if they could text?