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JANUARY 2019

PSA: Jetstar just launched a return-for-free sale to Japan from as little as $299.
Ariana Grande has had an unfortunate tattoo fail. These 8 others are just as bad.
Which Bradley Cooper you like says everything about you.
The moment a ball kid took their job just a little too seriously and freaked out a tennis star.
Toni demanded $183 from her cheating ex if he wanted to speak to her again. He paid it.
'I wear $300 dresses to weddings and then return them. This is how I do it.'
Andy Murray just shared a photo of his X-ray after his hip surgery, but fans aren't looking at his... hip.
Err... a woman has written a long list of requirements for a potential new boyfriend.
A bizarrely "unprofessional" sign about a doctor's resignation has the internet in uproar.
Why this doctor always looks at a dead patient's Facebook page before he tells their family.
A bride has treated her bridesmaids to the greatest gift of all - a dress with POCKETS.
It turns out roasting your partner is actually a sign of a very healthy relationship.
This optical illusion only works if you shake your head and people are losing their sh*t.
"I was watching porn when I recognised the two people in it. They were my parents."
"I tried healing my vagina with a crystal dildo and here's what the orgasm felt like."
REAL OR RUBBISH: The flaw in the tabloid's claim William and Harry haven't spoken in 250 days.
After 10 long years, the Polly Waffle is finally returning to Aussie supermarket shelves.
A definitive list of precisely everything that's Meghan Markle's fault.
'This is unnecessary and unsolicited.' Mechanic's creepy text to customer.
Laura thought she'd nail her first job interview. But then she turned up a month... early.
The Twins recap: The most ridiculous feud in tennis right now.
The 16 best airpod memes to send to your rich friends.
We finally know the exact time of week you're likely to get the most Tinder matches.
The magical moment a curious Labrador and a playful dolphin made friends in an Aussie creek.
There's reason why you've had a shocker of a day today. It's Blue Monday.
When a mum asked a woman to donate her breastmilk, the conversation quickly turned nasty.
This is exactly how we'll know if Brad Pitt is really dating Charlize Theron.
Oh, there's a 'correct' way to draw an 'X' and it has completely divided the internet.
Oh. There's a criminal on the run in Virginia and her name is... Cletorious.
Lisa Wilkinson and Mia Freedman have recreated a photo with their babies from 20 years ago.
Enough. We know exactly why Prince Harry rolled his eyes at Meghan Markle.
You definitely have a 'yoni egg' friend. Here's what that means.
GOOD NEWS: Cinnabon is bringing its delicious glaze-covered cinnamon scrolls to Australia.
WATCH: A comprehensive review of Beginning Boutique's viral bikini bottoms.
Please, please do not put this LUSH eggplant emoji bath bomb in your vagina.
There's a reason why the most incompetent person at work firmly believes they're excellent.
The creepy texts this woman received are like a scene straight out of YOU.
21 teachers share the most hilarious ways they've trolled their students.
PSA: "Prowling" is the new dating trend all single people need to be on guard for in 2019.
Welcome to 2019: Asymmetric jeans are now a thing that precisely no one asked for.
The best responses to an egg beating Kylie Jenner's Instagram world record.
NO. There's a new 'clit hammock' swimming costume and it's worse than the first one.
"All the things I didn't do in the time it took Chris Pratt to get divorced and engaged."
The painful backstory behind Katelyn Ohashi's now viral gymnastics video.
Erm. A woman has condemned people for not "sneezing internally" and we are confused.
A man complained about his 'lazy' pregnant wife, but people were having none of it.
The 2019 hack you'll thank us for: How to take three days leave, and get 10 days of holidays.
'You're a horrible person.' Woman writes into advice column, and gets a brutal response.
'I was on a first date with a guy when he lifted his leg and... farted.'
The X-rated hack for relieving a baby's congestion that mums are VERY excited about.
Kate Middleton's handsome brother now has a public Instagram account. Excuse us a moment.
"I gave myself a monobrow to achieve perfect beauty blogger brows."
Unread emails. Unwashed clothes. Not replying to texts. Why millennials can't do the simple stuff.
"I applied for a job with the royals and here's why I didn't get it."
COVER YOUR EARS: The creators behind 'Baby Shark' have released a Valentine's Day song.
An ode to Smiley Fritz, the friendly slice of meat every South Australian kid will remember.
Oh. It turns out dog breeds really do have their own individual personality traits.
What everyone's thinking about 2019's new crotchless 'festival' pants.
"My boyfriend's Marie Kondo-esque habit is driving me insane."
My mum just took the cake for the most embarrassing act ever committed on Facebook.
Billy found himself in a group chat with women planning a 50th. Their exchange was gold.
STAND DOWN. A man named Stephen just pulled off the most romantic proposal of all time.
The post about "the chair" that literally every woman will understand.
Do you still have a mark from being stabbed by a pencil at school? You're not alone.
Accio ball! Meet Remus, the clever Dachshund pup who performs tricks to Harry Potter spells.
A man's first date texts has sparked a fierce debate about an age-old dating question.
A woman's complaint about husband's spoon use has exposed a rule that definitely exists.
"I showered my first child with too much love. Now I have to accept I've raised a monster."
"I accidentally started an office wide debate over what this deep fried stick is called."
The reason the most annoying person in your office has no idea they're driving you nuts.
Why everyone is talking about PM Scott Morrison's bizarre photoshop fail.
A blogger has shared the reason men apparently don't want to get married anymore and... wtf.
'I was today years old when I found out what the blue tick means on Bumble.'
When Thomas ordered Eggs Benedict at a cafe, he was served this "monstrosity" instead.
Martha Stewart's scrambled eggs hack is already the weirdest thing we've seen all year.
Apparently 'goat shoes' are 2019’s biggest fashion trend and can we please get off now?
The truth behind that ridiculous viral job ad.
Five things we desperately miss about video shops.
There's something a little bit fishy about the Fiji Water girl meme.
Why this bride's unique seating strategy for her wedding reception has gone viral.
Oh. A cheating husband voluntarily got an awfully huge tattoo to win his wife back.
'My husband wants to name our baby after his ex, I'm considering a divorce.'
The funniest reactions to Fiji Water Girl, the accidental viral star of the Golden Globes.
A game show host essentially gave a contestant the right answer - and viewers weren't happy.
What we’re all really thinking when we look at photos of these bikini bottoms.
How to get $40 tickets to see Harry Potter and the Cursed Child in Melbourne.
Danny and Sophia went on a blind date, and their strikingly different accounts have gone viral.
The viral Tweet about getting ready that every woman can relate to.
Nine wedding planners share their absolutely insane bride and groomzilla horror stories.
Oh, great. The 'you-turn' is the latest depressing dating trend you'll want to avoid.
A man asked the internet about how his girlfriend treats his puppy. The answer was unanimous.
A woman is selling her cheating husband's gift to her with the sassiest Gumtree ad ever.
#VacationOver is trending on Twitter and it proves we are all in the same, sad boat.
If your poo looks like this, you could have a health condition.
11 completely wild stories of what happened when someone actually objected at a wedding.
This horrifyingly awkward New Year's Eve kiss is the worst thing we've seen this year.
The curious case of the "world's oldest woman" who may or may not have lived to 122 years old.
A woman threw a party for a milestone birthday...but only three people showed up.
YES PLEASE: Hot cross bun flavoured ice cream now exists for you to enjoy all summer long.
Broken your New Year's resolution already? Don't worry, you're not alone.
"Can we please all just make a pact that 'New Year, New Me' doesn't start until February?"

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