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FEBRUARY 2017

"I interviewed The Real Housewives of Sydney and it went very badly."
Aaron Wray fell asleep on his Uber ride home. It cost him $755.
Brave and confused husband documents his trip to IKEA. Promptly puts marriage at risk.
Date My Race aired last night and it will really get you thinking.
The Academy issues official statement on the Best Picture stuff up. Things get real.
Get ready for an influx of spiders Australia.
We need to talk about Dakota Johnson saying she wasn't wearing makeup at the Oscars.
We finally know who Ryan Gosling's 'mystery date' at the Oscars was.
Actress who accidentally flashed the Oscars speaks, and all was not quite as it seemed.
Meryl Streep's face reacting to the Oscars fiasco is everything we dreamed of, and more.
The innocent words coming back to haunt the two people behind the Oscars blunder.
We finally have an explanation for how the Oscars went so, so wrong.
As the world cringes over the Oscars blunder, Sarah Murdoch can be heard cheering.
All the big wins and stunning upsets from the 2017 Academy Awards.
That awkward moment you accidentally flash your vagina at the Oscars.
Scarlett Johansson just gracefully annihilated Ryan Seacrest on the Oscars red carpet.
A Sydney eyebrow artist was summoned to L.A. by two huge male stars going to the Oscars.
This could be the bravest resignation letter the internet has ever seen.
The Real Housewives of Sydney recap: You don't ever call a woman fat.
The five best countries to travel to, according to the woman who's seen them all.
Man who got revenge on a woman who let her dog poo at the airport fears he went too far.
Review: "Why Trainspotting T2 is dark British comedy at its finest."
This epic wedding day photobomb has the entire internet talking.
PSA: Barack Obama has found the best anti-ageing secret of all time.
A (very serious) list of the new categories we'd like to see at the Oscars.
Quite possibly the most luxurious masturbation guide to ever exist.
These women are raising a child together. But they're not in a relationship.
Children of porn stars have shared what it was really like growing up.
TRUE CRIME: The haunting disappearance of Maura Murray, the original Gone Girl.
Is this Tinder nightmare a true story or an urban myth?
What's really involved in dressing a celebrity for the Oscar's red carpet.
Behold: The three secrets of the female orgasm.
People have shared the creepiest things that happened to them on a first date.
This is how straight men who have sex with other men explain it.
It's 2017 and abortion is still not legal in Queensland. That's not a typo.
This trick to red carpet boobs is not for the fainthearted.
The 25 things that happen when a dog stops living with you.
Novak Djokovic and his wife had a lovers' tiff and accidentally streamed it to the world.
The 10 biggest outdoor wedding trends of 2017.
The unfortunate moment an Aussie cricketer got THE ACTUAL runs on national telly.
Your complete guide to where you can watch all the Oscar movies this weekend.
We tried the blackhead busting face mask social media is obsessed with.
A grandma thought she was sending a cute birthday card. It was actually very, very rude.
Stephen Bear shares a love note ‘from Charlotte Crosby’ and it's too much information.
Man invents easy way to sign office birthday cards. Becomes a hero.
If you do this at the supermarket, you're clearly a monster.
The new celebrity baby name that has the world talking.
The Oscars: What's in the Academy Awards goodie bags?
How one chance challenge gave birth to Celeste Barber's Instagram recreations.
What no one wants to say about Karl Stefanovic's rumoured new girlfriend.
Tom Arnold just tweeted his 'I'm a Celebrity' pay packet and our minds are blown.
The dining out mistake that will have you banned from your favourite restaurant.
"Great idea, Pauline Hanson. I'm getting knocked up so I can get cashed up."
There's nothing as empowering as a 63-year-old supermodel in a bikini.
10 real life situations that desperately need Oscars wrap-up music.
Those mysterious white marks that appear on your nails have finally been explained.
The Donald Trump troll doll that's in demand around the world and so NSFW.
Married At First Sight's "villain" Anthony on what's really going on behind the scenes.
"My son wants the same surname as me, but I don't want him to have it."
The two minute trick to stop your cheap rings turning your fingers green.
Killer cake decorating hacks you need in your life right now.
Sick of pads and tampons? Now you can glue your vaginal lips shut.
TV's greatest villain reveals the one question every fan asks him.
Jacqui Lambie doesn't believe in marriage equality. But she is prepared to support it.
Nike's viral new ad is an enormous step in the right direction.
The verdict is in: That dating app on your phone is killing true love.
"Yes, you can wear the 'modern corset' without endorsing the oppression of women."
An awkward cameo on I'm A Celebrity has left viewers extremely confused.
A 10-year-old girl contacted police with a maths emergency. It went hopelessly wrong.
Tziporah Malkah labels Kris Smith 'anti-Semite' and 'chauvinist' in I'm A Celebrity clash.
The ultimate lazy girl's fashion trend is now acceptable, thanks to London Fashion Week.
Hallelujah! A politician reveals the first easy-peasy step to affording a house deposit.
How PewDiePie went from YouTube's highest paid vlogger to losing it all.
The viral ad that asks one question: Are we worshipping the wrong people?
Osher Günsberg knows how to fix a sexless relationship.
Aussie influencer calls out a brand she says photoshopped their product into her photos.
He thought his mum sent him a care package for uni. Boy, was he wrong.
There's a reason Prince William and Kate Middleton rarely hold hands in public.
Instagram has just made a big change to the way you can post photos.
How this simple, blurry photo captures the forgotten reality of life as a police officer.
Your favourite Love Actually couple will not be returning for the sequel.
Kim Kardashian has just undergone an unusual post-baby belly button procedure.
Georgina Walker was just five years old when she knew she was different.
IKEA's head designer has named the company's 'best' product. We politely disagree.
Passengers will soon have one less thing to argue about on long flights.
Pete Evans shared what he feeds his children for breakfast and, well, brace yourself.
A Sydney sex worker has spilled all of the biggest secrets of her profession.
Sweden really wants to know what Trump is "smoking" after his imaginary terror attack remark.
"I used to think I was alone in this unusual habit. Then I went online."
"This is what it's really like being the child of a single mum."
"Without my 'talents', I had absolutely no idea who I was. None at all."
We don't mean to alarm you, but celebrities everywhere have lost their contact lenses.
People share the creepiest, most bizarre things they've seen on baby monitors.
20 places to NOT have public sex.
There's a maths equation that can tell you the best age to get married.
A pornstar shares everything you didn't realise you wanted to know about anal bleaching.
The Monopoly thimble is no longer a thing and we only have ourselves to blame.
The TV moment that blew the Australian Gogglebox cast away.
Six people prove a corporate dress code doesn't have to be boring.
It started so sweet. Then this teacher's card from a student turned very dark, very fast.
Don't be alarmed, but you've all been wearing chokers wrong this whole time.
Single mum discovers 'creepy' twist to the 'sweet' Valentine's note she got from stranger.
Nicole Kidman just shared she was secretly engaged to another big star a decade ago.
Shaylee-Mae Potter ordered a swimsuit online. She ended up with a mankini.
This helpful study just confirmed the age at which women morph into a non-fashionable lump.
"A letter to 'Greg', the reason I got absolutely no sleep last night."
"This year I didn't have a Valentine's Day date. So I ordered one online."
5 nifty ways to repurpose your Valentine's Day roses (and make them actually useful).
An ANTM winner posted an X-rated video and nobody quite knows what to think.
"Help me. I'm in love with my best friend's ex-girlfriend and I've told her how I feel."
Everybody clear your schedules: The cast of Love Actually is reuniting.
Keira Maguire's spectacular meltdown on 'I'm a Celebrity' was too real.
The Katering Show stars land full-length ABC series and it sounds bloody brilliant.
You'll soon be able to stream Netflix on all domestic QANTAS flights.
How you pack your suitcase says a lot about the holiday you're about to have.
The one TV show this Gogglebox star refuses to watch.
Ivanka Trump looks completely smitten with Justin Trudeau, and who can blame her?
"People have begun to wonder if I'm still alive": Inside my life as an Instagram Husband.
The must-have accessory from New York Fashion Week costs just $4.
A mother warned her babysitter not to smoke around her kids. Then it backfired.
We don't mean to alarm you, but 'Black Mirror' is becoming real life with this new app.
'Hot mugshot guy' made his catwalk debut at NY Fashion Week and we cannot get enough.
Married At First Sight's Anthony branded "most hated man in Australia" after last night.
Australia's top sex song has been revealed and... it's really, really weird.
The history behind Valentine's Day is nothing short of brutal.
A new mum was so dosed up on painkillers, she forgot she gave birth.
"Single people: please stop making Valentine's Day about you."
Ivanka Trump is on damage control after her dad's awkward handshake with Justin Trudeau.
If you're single, it's time to claim Valentine's Day back for what it is really meant for.
How to convince your ex you're, like, totally and completely happy today.
The reason some women love spanking so much has nothing to do with Fifty Shades of Grey.
It is possible to make Valentines Day chocolates in under 30 minutes.
Here's what all those Aussie expressions of love really mean.
Cassie de Pecol has just travelled to every country in the world in record time.
The note a servo owner left for customers to stop "gross" hot weather behaviour.
The difference between singles and couples this Valentine's Day.
"Last night, I saw the most offensive moment in My Kitchen Rules history play out."
"Why Married at First Sight brought tears to my eyes. And I'm not the only one."
Here are all the things your poor mum never gets to hear.
"A concise list of the 62 thoughts I had during Beyonce's Grammys performance."
"I'm sorry, I can't mess this up." Adele stops mid-Grammys performance to apologise.
It turns out your name might be ruining your life.
Pregnant Beyonce pulled a Grammys stunt that gave the world a collective heart attack.
The touching story behind why two Grammy winners went pants-less to accept their award.
Looking for work? Donald Trump's job is up for grabs. Sort of.
There's already one dress from the Grammys red carpet that is dividing everybody.
Ivanka Trump tried to work out at Michelle Obama's favourite gym and it didn't end well.
Married at First Sight's Jonathan and Scarlett are dishing on their secret relationship.
The post has been called 'the most tragic friend zone ever'. There's just one problem.
Behold, Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux just shared a very rare couple selfie.
Married at First Sight Episode 8: It's the cheating scandal we've all been waiting for.
The hashtag that will have you feeling great about every single bit of your body.
This is why those bumps in the footpath exist.
A list of the most popular acronyms kids use online, and what they mean.
A beauty blogger just proved why you should NEVER cut your own fringe.
Evan has a "slimy and wet" addiction for relieving stress that makes him "disgusted".
There's a reason so many people are throwing wooden planks in parks.
There's a truly haunting, real-life murder story that's connected to Wolf Creek.
From monogamy to open marriage: Orgasms and awkward moments.
The weirdest facts you absolutely did not know about Donald Trump.
Sooo I kinda maybe spent $42 on a freakin' eyebrow pencil. This is my review.
A guy and girl watched Fifty Shades Darker. Here's what they had to say.
Fitzy is asked about dating Tziporah Malkah. Tries to shut down the question immediately.
"Worn once by mistake." Lauryn posted an ad for her used wedding dress and WOW.
Oh goodie! There's a new sexist tradie ad that's "worse than Ultra Tune".
There's a conspiracy theory behind Miranda Kerr's "born again virgin" status.
Yes, Joshua Sasse's marriage equality campaign has ended, but it's got nothing to do with his breakup.
Experts have shown us the 'real' Mr Darcy and he's precisely NOTHING like Colin Firth.
"My hairdresser refused to give my child the haircut I wanted. Her message was clear."
Moments after a job interview, this woman got the harshest text message rejection.
It's confirmed! George and Amal Clooney are expecting twins.
When will the heatwave end?
Pink just squashed a nasty rumour about Lady Gaga's Super Bowl performance.
Tom Hiddleston answers our biggest question about his relo with Taylor Swift.
Listen up, Australia. It's time we put America first.
"I watched Fifty Shades Darker and I still haven't recovered."
Leigh Sales gives Centrelink the treatment she usually reserves for politicians on 7.30.
The genius out of office reply you need to use next time you go on holiday.
The brilliant lunch idea that will make you look like a gourmet chef.
"Why you need to watch Dear Zachary - the single best documentary of all time."
Uh-oh. It appears 'Vogue' has made a big Photoshop fail on its front cover.
A dad received a school letter about his son's imaginary friend. And it is pure gold.
The unusual way Tiffiny Hall knew she was pregnant, even though all tests were negative.
'I'm a professional bridesmaid for hire. Here's how I pull it off.'
There's now a dating app for meeting people who hate the same things as you.
Drum roll, please: The next Allen's lolly has finally been announced.
Woman misses crucial step when applying a blackhead face mask. Quickly turns into hell.
There's an awful dating trick men are using against us. And it works.
"I met my partner's parents for the first time and it was an absolute disaster."
Kristen Henry: "I love my job, but it's kind of killing my relationship."
In defence of the "tasteless" new dating show that has angered Australia.
Sorry, but you've been putting Band-Aids on wrong your entire life.
Edwina Bartholomew has become an awful Sportsbet meme and Channel 7 is mighty unimpressed.
This mum's hilarious account of attempting shower sex after having kids is too relatable.
Turns out Eva Mendes wrote one of La La Land's most famous lines.
"My time as a 19-year-old single dad for one week is up. Here's what I've learnt."
A woman has hidden a hilarious warning on her husband's wedding ring.
A Married at First Sight insider has let slip which couple has the most chemistry.
Instagram star discovers she's been catfished, but in a way that's next level creepy.
Your celebrity bestie Chrissy Teigen handled her Super Bowl nip-slip in the best way possible.
With one subtle move, Kanye West has made his feelings about Donald Trump clear.
Brace yourself: A huge "cheating scandal" is about to rock Married At First Sight.
The Duggars just added another baby to their ever-expanding family.
Miranda Kerr has opened up about her sex life with her "very traditional" partner.
Married at First Sight Episode 5 recap: One twin is stoked. The other is absolutely not.
Stranger Things just dropped the trailer for Season Two, and the fan theories are epic.
A woman has shared the most relatable wedding picture we've ever seen.
"Parents, Moonlight is the film your kids need to see more than you do."
Lady Gaga is being trolled for daring to have a stomach at the Super Bowl.
A woman issued a hilarious SOS after she got stuck in a bathtub because of one product.
The Macca's iconic logo has an unexpectedly... sexual back story.
Melissa McCarthy just won SNL impersonations forever with this spoof of Trump's press secretary.
How two friends from WA landed the worst ever score in My Kitchen Rules history.
Selma Blair had a 'tired mum moment' when getting petrol. It turned into a $650 disaster.
Here's what Mormons think about The Book of Mormon.
Married at First Sight's Andrew is sharing why he thinks his bride ran away.
Married at First Sight Episode 4 recap: Um. So a bride just... ran away.
So Alec Baldwin just recreated the Trump-Turnbull phone call and it is EVERYTHING.
This Donald Trump magazine cover is being criticised for going "too far."
It seems people just don't know what to call this woman.
Can we please - PLEASE - stop using this gross term?
The heartwarming TV show your soul is crying out for.
"40 thoughts I had while watching the music video of Mariah Carey's breakup song."
The easy way to make your $5 wine taste like $50 wine.
I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here has made a positive change this year.
Ashley got her pet snake stuck in her ear lobe AND DEAR GOD WE CAN'T LOOK AWAY.
A psychic Twitter page has shared a chilling prediction for Trump's presidency.
Oh dear. A news organisation just impregnated Ariana Grande.
This teen's own messy bedroom left her with an injury so gross, we can barely look.
Beyonce has released even MORE of her pregnancy photos and they're incredible.
Blue Ivy flips it at her mum Beyonce during her pregnancy shoot with a bunch of flowers in hand.
Tiffany has a fierce response to whirling claims she and Megan are 'fake lesbians'.
"I haven’t had a shag in six years." Tziporah gets frank about her sex life on I'm A Celebrity.
The advert for the 2017 Grammys is different in the best possible way.
Here's what your colleagues are actually saying about you at work.
"This week I have become a 19-year-old single dad to two kids."
Not everyone in the jungle is a fan of Tziporah Malkah's free-boobing.
The one sex scene in 'Girls' so explicit, even HBO refused to air it.
Where to buy that amazing bra Beyoncé wore in her surprise pregnancy announcement.
Tziporah Malkah not wearing a bra on I'm A Celebrity is our boob-spiration.
Mamamia Street Style: The Bondi edition.
Dove Skincare has found an absolutely exquisite way of trolling President Trump.
The people have spoken: The word of 2016 has been crowned.
Jesinta Franklin has made our emoji dreams a reality and we cannot deal.
This is not a drill: Beyoncé is pregnant with TWINS.
Married at First Sight Episode 3 Recap: A psychic bridesmaid just BLEW OUR MINDS.
"Why you won't be getting a Happy Birthday message from me this year."
Four life-changing tips to finally get fussy eaters to finish their dinner.
This '14 warning signs of fascism' list has gone viral, and we can see why.
'I'm the world's most successful male porn star. But I struggle to satisfy my wife.'
My Kitchen Rules' Betty forced to defend herself after being "slammed" for her photos.
You've seen Married at First Sight's Scarlett before, on a whole other dating show.
The "villain" of the US Bachelor has a nanny. And she has exactly... zero children.
One of Married At First Sight's own experts just said he would never go on the show.
Married at First Sight's Scarlett explains why her accent is so very confusing.