** Warning: This could be a spoiler. I mean, it’s a speculative one. But still.**
Some people study to save lives. Others to put the bad guys away. A few more to change the world.
It appears I accidentally fell into a career path where deep-diving Bachelorette news – and finding subsequent could-be spoilers – is a far more respected hobby than watching Lee Lin Chin doing her thing on SBS World News.
After all, who cares about North Korea and Donald Trump when Sophie Monk and 18 strange men can save the world? (That’s a joke. Obviously. Those men can barely string a sentence together in front of Sophie, struggling to save themselves, let alone the world.)
Don’t ask how – Colonel Sanders never revealed his 11 secret herbs and spices, so don’t expect I am about to reveal mine – but this week, I stumbled on a quote from Sophie Monk dating back to September that could well have spoiled the show.
Ahem. If you’re interested in a few more Bachelorette-related rants, listen to Bach Chat.
In fact, she might as well have blurted out ‘Stu and I are great and in love, thanks for asking!’ so obvious was her clanger.