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Shannon Noll just made the erection confession nobody needed to know. But here we are.

Oh.

This is… happening.

It turns out Shannon Noll didn’t get an erection for the whole six weeks he spent in the jungle for I’m A Celebrity… Get Me Out Of Here.

We know this because Nollsy himself told Kyle and Jackie O on their KIIS FM radio show this morning.

You see, while on the show one of the producers asked Nollsy about a lil’ something something they thought they noticed when his wife and kids visited him in the jungle.

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“Shannon, when you saw your wife… it seriously looked like you were ready to jump her,” the producer said.

“It looked like you had a stiffy.”

Nollsy bein’ Nollsy then responded in the most Nollsy of ways.

“I’ll tell you honestly, I didn’t have wood for six weeks because I tell you what, there was a lot going on,” Nollsy said while probably rounding up the disenfranchised for the sing in the town square because it isn’t… fair.

Then he out Nollsy-ed himself with this, erm, corker.

“But I had wood this afternoon and it didn’t let me down. And on top of that I lived up to my reputation of coming second once again!”

Oh yeah… he did. He said the thing.

In case you missed it, Nollsy came second in the reality TV show about making celebrities eat spiders in the jungle and what not. Fiona O’Loughlin won first place.

Of course, this isn’t the first time Nollsy has been the runner-up in a reality TV show. In 2003, he came second to Guy Sebastian in the very first season of Australian Idol.

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Nollsy would then go on to release a song about how “it isn’t fair” and “what about him” before releasing another song about how he “got a car”, a “big black shiny car”.

Then he went on another reality TV show and ate spiders.

So we’ve come full circle, people, full circle.

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