I have some questions for Shane Warne in regard to the anaconda bite to the head he sustains tonight on I’m a Celebrity… Get Me Out of Here!
Question the first: Were you expecting a different outcome after rubbing your head in a box of rats and then plunging it into a snake-filled crate?
Two: Considering you once cried because your kids didn’t want to watch Dodgeball with you, how did you find the courage to plunge headlong into a mass of reptiles?
Three: Do you think the treatment you received from Channel 10 — some Dettol and a pat on the back — was adequate?
Four: Was the bite more painful than when you found out Hugh Grant was hanging out at Elizabeth Hurley’s place when you were in Australia?
Five: Is it true that your anaconda don’t want none unless she’s got buns, hun?
Watch it yourself…
