“It brought back memories of an old boyfriend I had totally forgotten about… Will never do that again. It was all very strange.”
While dirty talk is pretty common in the bedroom, one man had a bad experience that turned him off it completely.
“I was drunk, so my girlfriend was insistent that I give it a try,” wrote the Reddit user. But there was just one problem.
"I couldn't think of a word other than moist so I kept using it in different sentences. She said I could stop, and it still embarrasses me years later."
Wait... what are... ?
"Guy wanted me to pee on him. He said he hadn't tried it before," wrote one woman. "He was just a fling and we were drinking, so I said sure. We were gonna do it in the shower so less of a mess".
But it was here that things got a little more... complicated.
"All is going well, and I'm not turned on by this, but he's liking it..." she explained. "So I'm peeing away. We were drinking, so we went back and forth to the shower a few times in between normal sex sessions".
"Then I realized he was drinking it. Swallowing it in gulps," she continued. "I was horrified, and I remain horrified 8 years later".
The mile high club.
It's on a lot of people's bucket lists, but according to one woman, the mile high club isn't all it's cracked up to be.
"Those bathrooms are way too small and way too dirty," she wrote. "The guy was like 6'2" and I'm a decent 5'6" and we just couldn't make it work."
It definitely seems like one of those things that's good in theory but a mess in practice. "Not to mention we were both drunk and he couldn't get it up," the Reddit commenter continued. "That was the most awkward, weird walk of shame I've ever had to do."
What's the one sex act you'd never try again?