It’s 2am. You’re in a deep slumber – dreaming about Ryan Gosling making you an ice cream sundae with a side of bacon. Heaven.
When all of a sudden, you’re woken to the unsettling grunting of what is definitely sex between two sweaty strangers.
It’s coming from the upstairs apartment, and it happens EVERY FREAKING WEEKEND.
Do you…
a) Go back to sleep, and try to incorporate the grunting into your Ryan Gosling bacon dream
b) Stay awake, and spend the whole seething at how rude they’re being?
or C) Write them the most epic complaint letter of all time and defiantly stick it to their door?
This legend in Sydney’s Bondi went with option C.
Check it out:
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Never has the following expression been more apt:
NAILED IT.
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I really don't understand why it is legal to have high density housing in Australia but no required building standards (or required renovations) such as wall insulation and double glazing. I moved to Germany recently and despite living in the very inner city, it is it incredibly quiet (and warm). There are several babies in are apartment building that I greet going in and out of the apartment but i have never heard them make any noise. In an apartment in Melbourne I could hear everytime the neighbour coughed, had a wee (great when you had friends over for dinner), hawked up, spoke on the phone etc. Not great.
This is similar to the letter written to the mother of the baby. Anonymous, although admitting to the same block of flats and angry. It is in the same category, although quite well written. Again, if you were that worried, maybe knock on the door and ask them to keep the noise down.