Hey there Mister. Are you looking for a skinny, white, attractive, rich lady to fall in love with?
Well! Have we got a treat for you.
A group of blokes over at the Return of Kings website have discovered a single indicator in the female species, which ensures that the lady you’re chasing meets all the aforementioned requirements.
But what is this magical indicator, you ask? An eating disorder.
Have a read of this:
“…the presence of one of the classic eating disorders is a reliable predictor of various socio-economic, cultural, and personality traits in a young woman–features that, in the end, are desirable to today’s American man. In a world where the “retail price” on the typical Western woman continues to skyrocket—while their quality continues its precipitous decline—there are some real gems to be found in the bargain bin.”
Please excuse us while we retire to the bathroom to slap ourselves silly. You see, we attempted to write this whole post in sarcasm font but the subject matter is just too damn foul. And so, it’s time to lose the irony and play this one straight.
Let’s hold hands shall we? This one isn’t going to be fun…
The increasingly popular Return of Kings is a website for American
fuckwits men.To be more specific, it’s a website for straight American men.
According to their mission statement, their audience are blokes who “believe men should be masculine and women should be feminine”.
They also have a policy of not allowing women or homosexual men to comment. So there’s that.
This ‘straight men issues only’ policy, apparently gives them the right to publish articles encouraging fat shaming, slut shaming, and this week’s newest gem: 5 reasons to date a girl with an eating disorder.
A post that is EXACTLY as horrible as it sounds. If you want to, you can read the post here (but we really suggest you don’t give them the privilege of a mouse click).