What, you’ve been celebrating Christmas this whole time? Fully-clothed? In costumes that don’t expose one or two of your boobs?
Haven’t you just missed the boat, then. Welcome to Titmas, the costume ideas you never knew you needed, nor knew existed.
Women across the world are jumping hard and fast on the Reindeer boob bandwagon, wearing Christmas-inspired sweaters that have the section around their boob strategically cut out to make way for Rudolf on their chest.
Conveniently, Etsy are even selling some of these creations for you to snap up for your own Christmas celebrations in the coming week. Maybe for your work Christmas party? Seems appropriate.
YourSassyGrandma is just one of a few creators of these sweaters, kindly reminding those who want to dress themselves up in this costume that their boob really does have to be on full display.
“The hole is for your actual breast, IT IS NOT PLASTIC,” she writes in her product description.
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Top Comments
Does anything happen when you go on high beam? If i had made the noses i'd have put a pressure switch and a red LED in it so it'd start glowing. The song does say "Rudolph with your nose so bright" afterall. :-)
I think this could really catch on. We could extend it to other religious faith traditions too. Bunnukah, Wangadan etc.