So we know this episode is going to be about how everyone hates Gina because the ‘previously on Housewives’ package is all about how everyone hates Gina. I think it’s because she was late to tennis last week.
This week the ladies are going on a trip to Queensland, and the girls keep saying the words ‘Mission Beach’, so I think they may be headed to a place called Mission Beach. In fact, they’re saying ‘Mission Beach’ so much I feel like there may be some serious advertising dollars on the line so I’m going to give them a hand and throw it out there a few times: Mission Beach. They’re going to Mission Beach. That’s Mission Beach in Queensland. The ladies are going to Mission Beach. Mission Beach.
Flying there by helicopter, Lydia takes the opportunity to remind us that she has money by telling us that the best way to get to any resort is by helicopter. Money. Cash. Money.
Gina is late for the helicopter ride to Mission Beach Mission Beach Mission Beach and now the girls are really annoyed at her again. She says she’s so excited to spend a fun weekend with her girlfriends.
Once at the Mission Beach resort at Mission Beach, Jackie feels like she’s “someone in Europe with a bit of a J-Lo vibe”. The girls then sit around drinking for a while and – I’m not even joking – plan a party for their dogs.
Jackie, Andrea and Lydia then go for a quiet walk somewhere in Mission Beach so they can bitch about Gina. Andrea is still really mad that she was late to the tennis last week.
Janet has also now officially moved over to the Mean Girls group, and is telling everybody what Gina said about them in the toilets a few weeks ago. (Explainer: The girls completely ambushed Gina with bitchiness at a party. Gina got sick of their shit and went to the toilets and had a massive rant to Janet about how mean they were all being. Janet has told now everyone what Gina said because she got mad that Gina was late to the tennis. Moral of the story: Never be late to freaking tennis.)
Lydia, Andrea and Jackie plan to confront Gina AGAIN tonight at dinner. This whole series is turning into a show about who is the best at confronting Gina about being confronting.
The girls do yoga and Jackie says something about being a psychic because of course she does. But not even Jackie’s magic rug feather craziness is enough to keep the attention this week. This week, it’s all about the Mean Girls being mean to Gina. And why wouldn’t they be, when she says such horrible things to Andrea like THIS: