So we know this episode is going to be about how everyone hates Gina because the ‘previously on Housewives’ package is all about how everyone hates Gina. I think it’s because she was late to tennis last week.
BITCH.
This week the ladies are going on a trip to Queensland, and the girls keep saying the words ‘Mission Beach’, so I think they may be headed to a place called Mission Beach. In fact, they’re saying ‘Mission Beach’ so much I feel like there may be some serious advertising dollars on the line so I’m going to give them a hand and throw it out there a few times: Mission Beach. They’re going to Mission Beach. That’s Mission Beach in Queensland. The ladies are going to Mission Beach. Mission Beach.
Flying there by helicopter, Lydia takes the opportunity to remind us that she has money by telling us that the best way to get to any resort is by helicopter. Money. Cash. Money.
Gina is late for the helicopter ride to Mission Beach Mission Beach Mission Beach and now the girls are really annoyed at her again. She says she’s so excited to spend a fun weekend with her girlfriends.
BITCH.
Once at the Mission Beach resort at Mission Beach, Jackie feels like she’s “someone in Europe with a bit of a J-Lo vibe”. The girls then sit around drinking for a while and – I’m not even joking – plan a party for their dogs.
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Agree mean girl behaviour stinks. Agree Gina is cool and very, very smart. However if you replace the words 'was late for tennis' with 'is threatening to sue us' this may explain, but does not excuse, the Bitch fest towards her a tad.
I had the great and deeply pleasurable experience of assisting with the transcription of the to-camera interviews of this show.
As I am the sort of person who is really curious about people and who likes to make the best of wasted time I will never have back again, I decided I'd redeem that wasted time by watching Real Housewives of Melbourne when it aired. I was going to be a cultural anthropologist/psychologist, examining exactly what it was about Gina that turned the rest of them on her, as though she was the runt of the litter and they were ready to rip her guts out.
I got through the first five minutes of the first episode :)