I came here to make the same comments as Rush. I am a terminal cancer patient. What the wife noticed does not necessarily prove the writer didn’t have cancer. I lost all of my head hair but only a few eyebrow hairs, and retained most of my eyebrows. I also didn’t have a port for the first year of treatment, and some patients with good veins never get a port. Even if the bandages had been put on properly, The patient may take them off to scratch or because they are uncomfortable. Every cancer patient is different, we cannot all be judged by the same criteria. 

*cough* one man that I’ve literally never seen before (in a pink suit) is sent home 👍