A new app is promising to make sex last longer. We're listening.

Remember the app that turned your phone into a popcorn machine? And you could tilt your phone, and make it look like you were eating the popcorn, and tip it all out. Everyone thought it was the BEST THING EVER. SO COOL.

Ahhh, simpler times.

Well, now there’s a different app that might spark the same response. But it’s for… the bedroom. Because #2016.


Premature Ejaculation App – fondly known as Pea – aims to reduce you or your partner’s premature tendencies.

I downloaded it. Purely for research purposes.

There’s a helpful sexy scientist to guide your man through the process.

There are videos. And DIAGRAMS.

TELL US MORE. via Premature Ejaculation App.

And, most importantly, the app somehow doesn't make the user feel ashamed.

Maybe it's the sexy scientist's soothing voice. Or that he speaks in a tone that says "We're equals, you and I".

Graphs and charts mean that it's easy for your man to track his... 'progress'.

Make sure the kids don't open this one... via Premature Ejaculation App.

The app's founder, Brennan Belich, once struggled with the issue himself.

"Just think of it like training for a race", he says on Product Hunt.

"If you want to be able to run for 30 minutes straight, you wouldn’t train by sprinting for two minutes, getting tired, and giving up".

Slow DOWN. PLZ. Image credit Universal Studios.

Unfortunately, a lot of men seem to have the same view.

And it ain't beneficial for women: why climb to the top of the mountain when the view is just as good from the first plateau?

Well. Because there are pretty things to see. And the journey is equally as important/fun as the end result. And you might just learn something about yourself along the way.

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