Feeling pretty good right now? It’s okay Pinterest is here to make you feel pin-adequate.
Maybe you were feeling a little too confident this week — a little too put-together or in control of your life. It’s OK, it happens to all of us from time to time. You take a break from fashion magazines and celebrity websites, and before you know it, you begin to feel like you’re a competent, productive, adequate human being.
Luckily, even if you’re underserved by mass media and glossy magazines, you can still find ways to bring your confidence down a notch. By using Pinterest, you can get back to feeling inadequate in no time. Just follow these easy steps:
1. Remember that you forgot to contour your clavicles.
Without applying heavy cosmetics to your clavicles, how will anyone know that you have collarbones?
2. Regret that you failed your child by not packing a lunch with tiny faces on it.
After all, without adorable animals and tiny roses made from painstakingly formed tomato-and-cheese flowers, how will your child get adequate nutrition?
3. Admit the great failure of your nail art.
Having nails is not enough. Painting those nails is also not enough — your nails should be individual works of art, and each must contribute to a panoramic scene (preferably one that includes a bird).
4. Have a look at your Mason jars.
You do have Mason jars, don’t you? Have you tinted them, hung them, made light fixtures from them, and done at least 100 individual craft projects with them?
Do you even own 100 Mason jars? Go ahead. We’ll wait while you count.
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I love Pinterest and use it in my classroom. It is great for long-term project based learning for geography and history. It's not always mindless shoe crocheting and nail art.