1. Oh, Grazia. What have you done?
Forget hot dogs as legs, according to Grazia France, the hot new trend this season is hot dogs as fingers:
Because who needs joints, right?
2. A GIF of Robert Pattinson lying on the ground kissing his co-star over and over and over … Need we say more? Click here to enjoy a piece of the action.
3. Tina Fey’s toddler “might be a sociopath.”
We’re huge fans of 30 Rock’s hilarious Tina Fey.
So much so, that we sometimes forget that she is a happily married mum with two kids and, you know, not Liz Lemon.
Not like that’s totally our fault. Tina Fey is the sort of person who keeps her private life private. So, it was a surprise that her youngest daughter, two-year-old Penelope, was the topic of conversation when Fey visited The Late Show with David Letterman.
In fact, it was a surprise that Fey even made it to the show at all. Given that her toddler appears to be trying to kill her.
During the interview, Fey revealed that her daughter “might be a sociopath.”
She said:
I was giving her a bath one night, and she was overtired – in her defence – and I said: ‘Okay. Bath time over.’
She got real mad that I took her out of the bath. She looked me square in the eyes and with two tiny little hands, choked me.
But Fey wasn’t particularly troubled by her daughter’s behaviour. She said: “It’s so funny because they’re not strong enough to kill you.”
Watch the rest of the funny interview below:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qIGFa3mEX2c
4. Teresa Palmer’s proud dad has spoken out about her pregnancy, while she’s posted a sweet retro pic on Twitter. Click here to go awwww.
5. Someone snuck into Jenny’s block.
A stalker has spent six days in Jennifer Lopez’s $10 million Water Mill home before being spotted by a member of her staff.
In that time 49-year-old John Dubis managed to clean up parts of the property, post vacation photos online, and pleasure himself over her yard.
Yeah. Yuck.
When confronted, Dubis claimed he was the father of J-Lo’s children, and she had left the property open for him.
Living in the pool house and sleeping on a couch, the former fireman parked his car in plain sight of her security guards and still wasn’t caught.
He’s pleaded not guilty to burglary, stalking and criminal contempt, and is now enjoying the more confined space of a Southampton jail cell.
6. What do you get when you mix Beyonce with Cinderella? Cinderonce! We’re calling it: this is the best adaptation of Cinderella yet. Watch the bootylicious video here.
7. George, George, George of the jungle!
Prince William has revealed that the royal newborn is to have an African themed nursery; reminiscent of the many fond memories of Will’s childhood travels.
In a one hour CNN special, ‘Prince William’s Passion: New Father, New Hope’ Wil spoke about his plans for the royal nursery:
“I’ll have toy elephants and rhinos around the room. We’ll cover it in, you know, lots of bushes and things like that. [We’ll] make him grow up as if he’s in the bush.”
Prince William hopes that one day George will get to experience Africa the way he did as a child, but for now is happy surrounding him with the next best thing. Plush toys and a castle disguised as a jungle.
