These pants are totally safe for work. Just don’t walk too close to your boss if you’re wearing them.
Or any person for that matter.
From a distance, there’s every chance the pants could be stamped with some kind of arty, cultural print. But if you look closely, you’ll notice they’re actually made up of tiny pictures of male genitals.
Yes, PENIS LEGGINGS.
(You can see them in the gallery below – and click through for close up)