By DR ANDREA BONIOR
Many of our friends, happy in the lives they have with two kids, are nevertheless entertaining the idea of adding a third child to their brood.
Having pushed through the heart of that particular dragon with three kids in a four-and-a-half year span (whether we’ve survived is still being medically investigated), my husband and I are often asked what our take is.
We’ve decided to spell out the differences between two kids and three in a handy-dandy list for your reference; feel free to hang this up by your bed to consult in times of weakness. (And do parents of four, five and six — and more — have it exponentially harder than we do? Of course. But we can’t even fathom those situations without crawling into the fetal position. And that’s not great for typing.)
1. Cleaning. Parents of two kids may often experience the unfortunate sensation of not being able to clean up as fast as the mess is getting made. This “treadmill” effect is unsettling, and leads to feelings of abject helplessness as toys, clothes and books pile up out of control. With an additional child, however, the mess and filth will take on an even more sinister life of their own, with many unknown objects somehow being unearthed. A typical day’s debris will now include not just toys, clothes and books, but toys, clothes, books, used napkins, Band-Aid wrappers, raw meat, medical waste, 77 yards of crumpled Scotch tape and a rusted, crumbling earhorn.
2. Bedtime Stories. When snuggling in to read a book at night, two children can each acquire a comfy spot adjacent to the parent and the book. With three children, one child will always be left out. This brings about a battle not unlike Ultimate Fighting Champions, as the warring factions jockey for space through any physically violent means necessary.
Top Comments
a sydney discussion may also include cost of childcare, space in housing (houses are 1 million so no way will kids have their own room in their teens if there's 3 unless you move to broken hill, or castle hill)...for me I dont want to have a 3rd due to pregnancy and csection troubles, my health, risk of me having a breakdown, risk of 3rd child being a demon who doesnt sleep or is difficult...I actually did a risk analysis and wasnt happy with what I saw!! I come from a family of 6 and hated fighting for parents attention. The mess, the smell, the noise....no thanks.
I'm the second of five and I loved the tribe. My parents never had an open bed policy and we were expected to cleanup after ourselves and help with the little ones. I was changed cloth nappies like a champ at 8. Even if I did leave my brother unsupervised on the change table. We were given chores that we liked, I was the ironing queen, and we just pitched in as it was better to help mum than watch her drown under all of us. I wish I i had time to have the same amount of kids. Best times. Even better now there are nieces and nephews.