By MIA FREEDMAN
Oh how I laughed. Actually out loud. I was reading an opinion piece in the New York Times yesterday called A Childless Bystander’s Baffled Hymn by a guy called Frank Bruni who has a dozen nieces and nephews, assorted god-children but no kids of his own yet.
And he’s confused.
And no wonder. There are some things about parenting that make absolutely no sense from the outside. I know this because I was once on the outside with Frank, shaking my head, rolling my eyes and making those circular motions with one finger pointing at my temple.
Those parents be crazy.
Now I’m a parent, I do so many baffling things that seem utterly reasonable and normal. To me.
Like counting to……well, something. “Don’t make me count!” I’ll threaten my children.
These days they barely react, having wised up long ago to the fact that counting is not very scary. WHO KNEW.
I’m not sure where I learned that counting was an effective disciplinary tool. They didn’t teach it to me in those birth classes where all I can remember is having to split into groups with crayons and butcher’s paper so we could write down the economic, social, physical and mental benefits of breastfeeding. My husband had to be restrained from sticking the crayon in his eye just for something interesting to do.
Anyway, counting. Mostly futile. But idle threats are really the only thing standing between most parents and total anarchy – or so we believe.
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Evolution. We (mostly!) evolve over time just by the nature of being human and seeking to improve our lot and the life of our kids.
And we love them like no other person we will ever love in the world.
Something that only a non-parent will understand if they ever decide to become one.
It baffles me why parenting is so hard for people nowadays too much infomation I suspect.