By JAMILA RIZVI
So, I have a new boyfriend.
Well not that new. He’s been around for a while now but I tend to be kind of slow off the mark with putting a name on these sorts of things.
Anyhoo. Things are moving along nicely, although we do live in different cities which can be a challenge. People remark regularly on the long distance thing, commenting that it must be so difficult for us and looking at me with a pitiful gaze.
But, ah, the thing is. Ahem… in some ways, it’s actually, kind of a relief.
I have been single on and off for about 2 years now. No relationships longer than a few months. And over that period I have developed numerous Shameful Single Person Behaviours (or, if you want to use the hip and abbreviated term like all the cool kids do, SSPBs).
Were Jez and I to inhabit in the same city? Well, these behaviours would have to be revealed and most likely lead to him (a) him calling my parents and having me committed to some kind of institution or (b) him running away very, very fast.
But you won’t abandon me for my shame, will you dear Mamamia readers?
I can be honest with YOU. So here goes…
Household chores of any variety are not something I enjoy and in the absence of company to pass the time while completing them…. I like to pretend I am a rockstar.