Man sues nursing home... because they let his awesome elderly mum hire a stripper.

A nursing home in the United States is being sued by an elderly resident’s son, after he found a photo of his mum stuffing dollar bills in a male stripper‘s undies.

Yep, 85-year-old Bernice Youngblood was busted by her son having a grand ol’ sexy fun time, and now she’s in big trouble.

Apparently, Bernice’s son Buzzkill Franklin, spotted this incriminating pic in her room a couple of months ago:


The idea of his dear old mum being that close to a musclar man’s wang made Franklin furious and the lawsuit he’s brought against the nursing home claims that:

“Plaintiff Bernice Youngblood was placed in apprehension of imminent, offensive, physical harm, as she was confused and bewildered as to why a muscular, almost nude man, was approaching her and placing his body and limbs, over [her]…. Bernice Youngblood has lived 85 years as a traditional Baptist, hard-working, lady… And now she has been defiled.”

Now she has been defiled? As in, this is the first time Bernice has had relations? Um…

If Bernice’s son thinks that a lap dance is the only sexual thing his mother has ever done, then he is seriously confused about where babies come from.

Although it was the nursing home’s offical resident committee (so, the residents themselves) that voted for and booked the stripper, Franklin’s lawyers are claiming that the stripper’s performance constitutes elder abuse. Why? Because Franklin’s mother didn’t have the mental or physical capacity to protect herself from his glistening six-pack.

The lawyers even wheeled Bernice out for a massive press-conference in which she quietly said she was “ashamed” about what had happened.

So what do you reckon? Is the lawsuit warranted? Or is Bernice’s son just a massive buzzkill who doesn’t want to think about his mum having some sexy-time fun?

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