You know how most people are easy to talk to? Or, at least, easy enough?
At a pinch, you can talk about the weather. Your kids. Their kids. African kids. Whatever the topic, you can maintain a conversation with these people during that awkward elevator ride without things getting too awkward.
These people are easy going. Adaptable. And they know the ingredients to whip up a nice batch of small talk. I can tell them about how cute my cat is, nod and smile while they tell me about theirs, and then move our separate ways. It’s a symbiotic relationship.
But when I really think about this type of person – the easy-to-get-along-with-and-not-at-all-awkward soul – they all seem to share one common asset: an iPhone.
Think about the one person in your life that doesn’t own an iPhone. We all have one. The person who doesn’t have one is a very different breed of human being…
They probably wear glasses. And they’re somewhat harder to talk to than their iPhone-wielding counterparts. Stuck in a lift with one of these folks? Expect stinted conversation, with a dabble of awkward silences. Then you’ll both try to break the awkward silence at once. Then you’ll both stop and say “No it’s fine you go”. Then you’ll wish you never held the lift for them.
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In terms of technology, us iPhone owners are happy to go with the flow. We follow the pack. We have no issue owning the same phone as everyone else in the world, and are content to adopt the latest model of iPhone that Apple swings our way. We are sheeple. Baa.
Non-iPhone users? Not so much. It’s not just that they don’t own an iPhone… it’s that they REFUSE to own one. AND WANT TO TELL US WHY.
“This phone is just so much smarter than an iPhone, you know? Like it’s much more intricate and like, you know, better.”
No. More intricate does not equal better. I do not care that your phone warps thrice the amount of gigarams as mine.
We buy iPhones because they’re easy to use. Plain and simple. They’re basically designed with the most technologically inept humans in mind. A goat could probably pickup an iPhone and browse Safari. All the apps have big pictures and clear writing and there are TWO buttons on the entire phone. TWO. And one of them is the on/off button. The user interface (the screen with all the apps on it) is mind-bogglingly simple. Every single function of the phone is accessed through an app. And all the apps that you really need to work the phone come pre-installed. Nothing more. Nothing less. The key to the iPhone is WHAT IT DOESN’T HAVE. All the settings and apps and features that we don’t need AREN’T EVEN THERE. Whereas the Galaxy has settings to change the pitch and vibe and treble and bass of the phone’s sound, iPhone has that all synthesised into one button called ‘volume’.