The key word here being allegedly.
US tabloid The National Enquirer (which also reports on aliens, so you know, grain of salt) have apparently got their hands on a secret sexy-times tape Monica Lewinsky sent Bill Clinton back in 1997.
All evidence of the affair was believed to have been destroyed, but allegedly a cleaner kept the tape and decided that today was the ultimate time to release it to the press.
The tape apparently lasts 3 minutes and 47 seconds. Allegedly, it’s basically just Lewinsky trying to convince Clinton to take some time out of leading the free world to come and see her. She even tries to rope his secretary Betty in on the plan.
The National Enquirer haven’t released the tape – they’ve only published a transcript. They use lots of words like HOT and STEAMY and SEX to make sure you believe they have it though. Here’s some of what Lewinsky allegedly said:
“Hi handsome. I couldn’t bear the idea of sitting down to write you another note. So I though I would tape it, hope that’s ok. Since I know you will be alone tomorrow evening, I have two proposals for you, neither of which is you not seeing me.
I could take my clothes off and start… well… I know you wouldn’t enjoy that?
Now the first thing that has to happen is that you need to preplan with Betty that you will leave the office at, I don’t know, at 7, 7:30, so that everyone else who hates me that causes me lots of trouble goes home.
Then you quickly sneak back and then in the meantime I quickly sneak over and then we can have a nice little visit for, you know, 15 minutes or half an hour. Whatever you want.
You can’t refuse me because I’m too cute and adorable and soon I won’t be here anymore to pop over.”
HOT. SEX. STEAMY. Allegedly.
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