Doutzen Kroes announces pregnancy with nude Instagram.
Because that’s how we do things now.
Victoria’s Secret supermodel Doutzen Kroes is pregnant with her second child.
And this is how the 29-year-old Dutch babe told the world:
With this caption: “This is not a #throwbackthursday this is now! So happy to share with you that we are expecting.”
Doutzen and her husband, DJ/model Sunnery James got married in 2010, and had their first child, a boy named Phyllon Joy Gorré, in 2011. We’re not sure when she’s due, but we think this baby might just win the genetic lottery…
Channing Tatum: I’m fat and happy
Mega-babe / Magic Mike actor Channing Tatum, 33, told Ellen DeGeneres that he’s “fat and happy” at the moment. And the reason is pretty adorable.
When Ellen teased him about fans asking him to strip down like his character on Magic Mike, he chortled and said: “You definitely don’t want that right now… Right now – what me and my wife like to call it, I am very ‘fappy’. I’m very fat and happy right now … I’ve been working for two straight years, and now it’s some really needed downtime.”
Tatum married his wife, dancer/actress Jenna Dewan Tatum, also 33, in 2009.
By the sounds of it, Jenna keeps Channing modest. He reminisced a little about the days he was declared “Sexiest Man Alive” by People magazine:
“She called me the SMA,” he says. “She’s like, ‘SMA, can you get me coffee?'”
The gorgeous pair have an 8-month-old daughter called Everly. And with a family this lovely to dote on, who has time to prioritise abs?
He’s totally smitten with being a father, and we think that’s gorgeous: “Ah, man. She’s 8 months old now,” says Tatum. “She’s saying ‘Da, da, da, da, da.’ I don’t think she knows what it means just yet, but it doesn’t matter.”
This was the first-ever shot of the Tatum family:
Is Ryan Gosling single?Ryan Gosling. Babe.
You’ve got to stop playing games with our hearts.
We’re confused. We’re emotionally exhausted. We’re sick of getting our hopes up every time we hear you’re single.
And all we want to know is whether we can start imagining a quiet, beautiful life with you. We’d live in a cottage by the sea, read feminist poetry to each other and make necklaces from sea shells and locks of your golden hair. Is that too much to ask?