Fluff: Orlando Bloom moves out and moves from Miranda Kerr

Famous people just never learn. They’re always forgetting to whisper when they’re talking about the private lives in public places.

Newly single actor Orlando Bloom, 37, was just hanging with some buddies at a trendy club called Bodega Negra when he spoke at an audible level about moving out of the Tribeca apartment he shared with Kerr and their son, Flynn.

Rookie mistake, Bloom. Rookie mistake.

The Pirates of the Caribbean actor was canoodling an unidentified but presumably smokin’ brunette at the time. Sneaky onlookers say Bloom was showing the woman photos of his son and even, at one stage, stroked her leg.

And with that one casual leg-stroking gesture, Orlando has announced to the world his intentions to move on from Miranda Kerr.

Oh, look! Speaking of Miranda…

Victoria’s Secret model makes the most ironic promise ever

So here’s the scene. It’s 1997. Spice Girl dolls are all the rage; Victoria Beckham is smiling.

And a 13 year old Miranda Kerr sits down to her first ever interview on the telly-box after winning a prestigious modelling contract.

Tracy Grimshaw interviews the girl who would become one of the most well known models of a generation.
She asks her if there is anything she definitely would not do as a model. Kerr’s annoyingly beautiful face squishes up and says:
“I won’t be doing any lingerie shots or anything like that.”
No, Miranda, you’ll just become one of those Victoria Secret thingies. No biggie. And maybe get the occasional side boob out for W Magazine.
Kerr, the girl from Gunnedah, NSW, also said that she relished the idea of travelling the world in the interview.
Grimshaw asked the teen, “you like the idea of travelling?”, Miranda chirped up with a big “yep!”
This interview was included in ABC’s Family Confidential; a documentary on the Kerr family, where her mother and father made a very public plea for her to come home, claiming they have not seen her or her 3 year old son, Flynn, in over a year.

Billy Ray Cyrus challenges Miley to a twerk-off

Remember Billy Ray Cyrus? Father of Miley Cyrus, one-hit-wonder country singer with the mega-hit My Achy Breaky Heart?The one and only man who thinks rhyming Achy with Breaky is acceptable song-writing?

Well, he’s back.

He waited approximately 20 years for a comeback, but he’s here.

And he’s challenging his famous daughter to a twerking contest.

We’re so sorry to do this to you, but here’s the proof. Billy Ray just released a “hip-hop” version of his single Achy Breaky Heart.

In other news, as “Billy Ray” and “hip-hop” appear in the same sentence worldwide, Tupac rolls over in his grave.

Was Phillip Seymour Hoffman part of a love triangle before he died?

Diaries of Phillip Seymour Hoffman have revealed that the actor may have been involved in a love triangle involving his long-term partner and mother of his children, Mimi O’Donnell, and another woman who he had recently met.

Multiple sources are reporting that the two ‘hard to read’ diaries belonging to the 46 year old actor contain notes about his secret relationship as well as his struggles with the ‘demons’ of addiction.

The person or people who claim to have read the diaries spoke to the NBC; “It seems he did at least part of it in rehab. It definitely contained some soul-searching. But there is also a fair amount of rambling that doesn’t make sense.”

Kris Jenner wants you to know that she can pole dance

The Kardashians are always slammed for being famous for the sake of it. “They have no discernible talents! Why do we care?” the people of the work shave asked.

In response, Kris “The Matriarch” Jenner has posted this picture of her pole-dancing skills. We think the sub-tect here might be “Take that, haters.”

Or maybe it’s “I feel dizzy and I can’t work out how to get off this thing.” Hard to say.

Olympians go mad for dating app Tinder

Tinder is heating up the Sochi Olympics with the Olympic Village using it to check out the local athletic talent.
Kiwi Snowboarder Rebecca Torr tweeted that she wants to be matched up with one of the Jamaican Bob-sleigh team. When she did not make it through to the semi-finals she tweeted:
“Okay since I looked it real bad, what kind of Olympic scandals should I get up to?”
Jamie Anderson, American Snowboarder also commented that Olympic use of tinder is on ‘the next level’. Although she claimed it was a bit too distracting and she deleted her account prior to winning her gold medal in the snowboard slopestyle, the event in which Torah Bright, our Aussie medalist, was placed seventh.
If only our tinder only pulled up Olympic athletes…

Jennifer Anniston jokes about being in ‘deep s***’ as a childless woman, world takes her seriously.

Anniston, who just celebrated her 45th birthday yesterday, poked fun about the media reports on her life throughout a Q&A session with Feminist and Activist Gloria Steinen.
On the topic of marriage and family, Anniston seemed tired of the tabloid slews.
‘I know you’ve come up against this, and I certainly have too – where being a woman and our value and our worth is basically associated with our marital status or whether or not we have procreated,’ Anniston told Steinen, who also has no children.
‘Well, I guess we’re in deep s***’ Steinem commented.
‘That’s what I thought,’ Anniston replied, ‘Just wanted to make sure that was the case. That we are, in fact, in deep s***.’
We get the sarcasm, Jen, don’t worry!

Rachel Zoe cuddles baby Kaius whilst working from home.

Rachel Zoe, fashion mogul, cancelled fashion week because of the arrival of her new born baby on 22 December. But she seems like she is able to juggle motherhood and her professional life through working from home.
The 42 year old posted a picture of herself with baby Kaius Jagger, her second child, sleeping on her chest as she watches the NY Fashion Week Oscar de la Renta show on her laptop.
The picture is captioned: ‘This is how @msjordanjohnson of @rachelzoestudio and I watch the Oscar de la Renta show when No wifi at the office #ODLRLIVE #RZFW #STUNNING,’

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