Literally – stop what you’re doing guys, Miley Cyrus has done something a bit grim and irritating! That, like, never happens…
Sarcasm aside, this has well and truly taken the hand-shaped biscuit.
Cyrus, famous for her nudity and tongue dancing, and more nudity and…you get the picture…has tweeted a picture of herself playing with a new sex toy. It’s hand shaped, it’s ‘not for the faint hearted’ and it’s meant for people who like ‘fisting’.
(Please use a search engine if you do not know what the term means, as I naively had to do, but perhaps delete your history afterwards and look at pictures of puppies for five minutes.)
Here’s what the manufacturer of the ‘Hand of the Adonis’ says about the product:
“The Hand of Adonis is a unique tool for size enthusiasts, or anyone interested in fisting. The ultra realistic, 16 1/2 inch arm ends in a ‘duck bill’ positioned hand, with thick fingers for lots and lots of sensation.”
For my own benefit, I’ve thought of a few things Miley could have been doing with her ‘new hand’:
1) Playing an intense 1-player game of ‘Snap’
3) Giving numerous ‘high fives’
But, whatever she’s up to, it’s cool, fetishes are healthy and can be part of a good sex life. Just maybe keep it off Twitter and in the bedroom, Miley?
Here are the pictures of the said Hand of Adonis. Creepy, right?