We begin with a three minute reminder of what we’re watching and why, and it’s both necessary (because there wasn’t an episode last night and we’re feeling lost and/or abandoned) and also unnecessary, because pls, we already know.
We have forgotten precisely nothing between last week and now, because Married at First Sight is our life but also our life is Married at First Sight. There was an epic sexist showdown at the dinner party, where Anthony and identical twins Michelle and Sharon basically told Cheryl to GTFO, and that she doesn’t deserve a second chance in the competition with Andrew.
Note: This is not, in any way, a competition.
Then everyone yelled 'JONESY!' (Andrew's nickname) 82 times for no reason as though they were part of some bizarre cult, and even the experts were like, "Err, no but actually what the hell is wrong with everyone?"
Anywho, tonight Andrew and Cheryl are moving in together, after their first fake marriages fell through.
Andrew's bride literally ran away from him and was a missing person for a few days, and Cheryl's husband got distracted texting another man's fake wife.
But as a wise man once said, "The solution to one failed fake marriage is to jump into another fake marriage immediately."
Susan is very angry about what she calls the "complete bullying" at the dinner party, where Anthony told Cheryl her relationship better work out with Andrew, or else "you're going to look like a f**king idiot."
Top Comments
Were we watching the same show?! Anthony apologised on the last show and this one, it was Sharon who defended her behaviour and didn't apologise! Even Cheryl acknowledged that it was the delivery from Anthony that was the issue. How often do you see people actually say "that was wrong, I am sorry" yet he did & you're still on his back!
I think he & Nadia are perfect for each other! They challenge each other, he REALLY listens to her when she voices concerns and I think he will help her to strive for what she wants!
I think Michelle is so hung up on the "sparks and fairy tales" that she's looking straight past a great guy who she's said several times she really likes - but the pooping & farting is way too much... Does anyone else remember that he's meant to be a "player"?!!! I have dated many players and I just don't see it at all! I don't think Sharon & Nick will last, he's giving it a really good go but she is so set in her ways & so judgemental & seems to only like him when he's sitting in her little box buying her presents!
But... Until next time!!!