We open with a comprehensive recap of last night’s commitment ceremony and NO.
We were there because we are always there, and tbh, hardly anything happened. We simply do not have the time to re-watch scenes we saw less than 24 hours ago when we know you have scenes of Troy talking to a pole that you are not showing us.
Speaking of Troy, Ashley’s still mad at him because he won’t stop being so… Troy. He explains that Sarah and Telv had a falling out and they bounced back, so maybe he and Ashley can too. The problem, however, is that when Sarah and Telv were fighting it was over one specific incident, not the fact that one half of their relationship was broken.
In order to unnecessarily extend this show, the experts have decided to pair a person from each couple with someone from another couple, because a great way to improve any relationship is to seek outside advice from a person who a) doesn't have any genuine investment in your life and/or happiness, and b) could be Troy.
When a letter arrives explaining this next phase of the experiment, Troy reads it aloud to Ashley but increasingly starts to yell. She asks him why he's yelling and he doesn't know.
Over in Tracey and Dean's apartment, Tracey's laughing about Dean being paired with Charlene and why. Literally the entire reason there's tension between Dean and Charlene is because Charlene's been standing up for Tracey/women in general, so it's not that... funny.