Attention: Wives of Australia.
Get your man. Take him to a remote destination where no one will be able to find him and where he has no access to wi-fi.
Keep him there, because there’s a woman on the loose.
She’s blonde. From Gold Coast, Australia (so, definitely a babe). Only 25 years old: the perfect age to be a typical homewrecker.
And, she goes by the name of Margot Robbie. Here’s a picture, so you can cement her face in your mind forever:
According to news sites accross the world, she is a threat to you, your husband’s faithfulness, and ultimately, your marriage.