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An Aussie man is mad at Kmart - because his fiancee can't resist all the pretty things...

 

A disgruntled man has penned an hilarious letter to Kmart, complaining that their products are “too cheap and too appealing” for his fiancee to resist- and that it’s tearing their relationship apart.

His fiancee appears to have fallen into a trap we like to call “The Infinite Vortex of Kmart”, which sucks innocent purchasers in and spits them out four hours later, disoriented and $100 poorer. But only $100! For all those things! Can you believe it? Let’s go back next weekend…

[HINT: If you don’t have a lot of time to wander around Kmart, there are women we love on Instagram who find amazing bargains at Kmart and other department stores, so you don’t have to go looking. If you love Kmart and bargains – check out: The eight best bargain hunters on Instagram. End of hint.]

With 38,000 likes so far, it seems like many people understand the lure of the big K, blindly carrying soap holders and cute socks with puppy faces on them and outdoor chairs that don’t fit on their balcony properly and 6000 scented candles, with matching candle holders. Oh god, the copper toothbrush holders and the marble coasters….

Sorry, Alex. The struggle is real. Some things are too cute to not be bought…