Miley, Miley, Miley. What have you done this time?
The 21-year-old Wrecking Ball singer is a one-woman scandal magnet, we know that already. Every time she forgets pants in public, sticks her tongue out, or grinds up against an innocent dwarf, she gets slammed by the media. But this time she might actually be in real, financially disastrous trouble.
There are reports the pop star is in crisis talks with her management as parents in the US and Canada freak out about lewd acts their underage kids have seen on stage at Miley’s concert. Venues and sponsors are apparently spooked by the parental outrage and there’s been real talk about cancelling her “Bangerz” tour.
But surely it can’t be that bad.
It’s not like Miley’s grabbing a fan’s unwashed g-string and cramming it in her mouth in front of twelve years old fans, AmIRight?
Oh. That’s exactly what happened?
Right. Ah. This is awkward.
Ok, with that little anecdote, let’s kick off…
Five moments Miley Cyrus went too far (this week)
1. Putting a fan’s underwear in her mouth.
2. Masturbating on a car.
3. Grinding on a dwarf wearing a KKK uniform.
4. Advertising her merchandise with a close-up butt selfie.
5. Simulating oral sex on a Bill Clinton impersonator.
Michelle Rodriguez and Cara Delevigne. Best buddies or hot lovers?
Watching the possible romance unfold between Michelle Rodriguez and Cara Delevigne has been an emotional journey.
When pictures of the pair making out at a basketball game surfaced, we gushed about the sweetness of casual bi-sexual experimentation. But things got serious when we spotted Cara Dand Michelle stumbling drunkenly out of a Prince concert in London holding hands. They were snapped by paparazzi sharing glances, dinner, private jokes and the back seat of a car.
We didn’t get our hopes up too much – beautiful rumours like these happen every day – until Michelle Rodriguez “confirmed” that they were dating.