Kylie Jenner has an entire room filled with shoes.

Kylie Jenner has two feet, but hundreds of pairs of shoes.

The youngest Jenner/Kardashian recently took fans on a tour around her overstuffed “shoe closet” — which is, in actual fact, an entire separate room of her house.

This seems unfair, somehow.

She’s 18. At 18, I couldn’t even walk in heels properly. I had one pair that I’d bought for the year 12 formal and even then I kicked them off under the table.

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Yet Jenner has pair after pair of teetering Louboutins and Jimmy Choos.

“It’s pretty much every girl’s dream,” she says. “I’ve always wanted a shoe closet.”

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Don’t you speak for me, Kylie Jenner! My dream was to eat a whole pastrami on rye sandwich by myself at Katz’s Deli in New York, and I did it in 2013. Plus pickles on the side.

attends the 2015 MTV Video Music Awards at Microsoft Theater on August 30, 2015 in Los Angeles, California.
Kylie Jenner, always well-shod. Image via Instagram.

It may seem that Kylie Jenner is a depressing example of overconsumption and materialism, but I think that actually she might have a disorder, perhaps something in the “legitimately obsessed with high, high heels” department.

“This is like my favourite room ever. My assistant says that I’m a hoarder, so I got rid of a bunch of my shoes,” she said.

Jenner must’ve spent every spare second she’s had since childhood accumulating pairs of shoes. She clearly couldn’t even focus on anything else.

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See? She doesn’t even care what they look like anymore. Image via Instagram.

And imagine the indecision she must feel every time she gets dressed, trying to choose one pair among hundreds of remarkably similar and equally uncomfortable pairs?

It seems that actually, Kylie Jenner is owned by her shoes, rather than vice versa. The only way to be free of her debilitating shoe problem is to get rid of them.

That’s right. Set yourself free Kylie! We’ll help you! We’ll take ’em off your hands. What size are you?

Check out Kylie’s insane shoe room for yourself…

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