Afternoon Fluff: However you feel about her family, you've got to admit that Kim Kardashian's child is growing up super cute.

Baby North West is growing up – already overcoming her odd name – and turning out super cute.

Say what you will about Kim Kardashian and Kanye West – their baby-making skills are seriously impressive.

We hope Kimmy K continues to share baby photos as North West grows up… because she is growing up beautifully. It’s only a matter of time before Kim tries to set her up with Prince George. Watch this space.

We never thought we’d say this, but Simon Cowell might just be our new favourite Pin Up Dad.

Music mogul Simon Cowell, 54, is a dad and the newest pictures are rather beautiful. He and his girlfriend, Lauren Silverman, welcomed a baby boy into the world (specifically, New York city) over the weekend. Their son is called Eric, named after Simon’s late father.

Here are the intimate photos Simon shared with his fans. Anyone want to take a bet on whether Cowell has trademarked the reality TV show, “American Baby Idol” or “So You Think You Can Father” yet?

Susan Sarandon is going to be a grandma.

She tweeted to her husband, soccer player Karl Martino:

‘Happy Valentines day to my heart, my hero, my BABYDADDY @kylemartino!!!! I love you so much.’

Eva’s mama is Sarandon, and her dad is Italian filmmaker Franco Amurri, with whom Sarandon had a short fling. The couple released a glowing statement following Eva’s tweet news:

‘We are so excited to announce that we are expecting our first child together,’ they said. ‘Having a family has always been a priority for us both and we couldn’t be happier.’

Eva wed Kyle, 32, in October 2011. Meanwhile, Sarandon herself is buy getting cosy wither lover lover Jonathan Bricklin, who is 30 years younger than her.

We think someone needs to invent a #Smoking HotNanna hashtag.

Charlie Sheen engaged… for the fourth time.

The 48-year-old former Two And A Half Men star proposed to his 24-year-old porn-star girlfriend Brett Rossi (who he calls “Scottie” for reasons we don’t understand) on Valentine’s Day, and the couple has since confirmed this totally bewildering news.

Rossi, who is the star of such classics as Lesbian Workout and Real Female Orgasms 16, released a perfectly sweet statement:

“Yes! We are engaged! He even was a gentleman and got down on one knee. I was not expecting it at all. We had a beautiful Valentine’s Day and he proposed to me early this morning after we watched the sun rise.”

“The ring is classic and beautiful, but I don’t have any photos to share just yet. This is the happiest moment of both our lives. He’s my best friend and my soulmate.”

And Sheen responded with total nonsense, as is his way:

“With all due respect to Donna – that maiden Klay-Vinn was annulled. Therefore, if “three” truly is a charm; The mashup/acronym of the real CS, (Charlie & Scottie) HAS to be; “Char-M-stee…” xox c&s”

We’ve put Sheen‘s statement through our sophisticated bullshit translation software, and what he’s trying to say is that his first marriage to Donna Peele didn’t count, which would make this marriage only the third. His other marriages to Denise Richards and Brooke Mueller were acrimonious, to say the least.

It seems an appropriate time to remind everyone that Charlie Sheen was an abusive, drug-addled husband to both pervious wives, Richard and Mueller.

Hollywood responds to Ellen Page’s extraordinary coming-out speech.

26-year-old Juno actress Ellen Page gave one of the most moving, beautiful speeches we’ve ever seen. She came out as a lesbian during an address for the Human Rights Campaign Time to Thrive event on Friday. If you haven’t seen the full video, you must. Check it out here.

The warm, loving way so many Hollywood actors have reacted gives you hope that more stars will have the courage to come out too. Here are some of the best tweets in response to Page’s announcement.

Cate Blanchett dedicates her award: “Phil, you bastard, I hope you’re proud”

Cate Blanchett just took out the Best Actress BAFTA for Blue Jasmine. She dedicated the award to her dear friend, Phillip Seymour Hoffman, who died from a drug overdose earlier this month.

Blanchett started out her acceptance speech: “I was sitting in row G, so I thought that was a sign I wouldn’t be getting up…. God I’m unfit!”

But she quickly abandoned the funnies for a moving tribute to Hoffman, calling him a “monumental presence” and celebrating “your monumental talent, your generosity and your unflinching quest for truth not just in art but in life”.

“You raised the bar continually. Phil, buddy, this is for you, you bastard, I hope you’re proud.”

Delta Goodrem: left ‘broken’ by Twitter trolls

Delta Goodrem has opened up about the affect haters had on her. She told InStyle was left ‘devastated’ and ‘broken’ by twitter trolls throughout her time as a judge on The Voice.

The 29-year-old Innocent Eyes singer was the only female judge on the popular show for 2012 and 2013 and said that harsh comments “deeply affected” her.

“No matter what I did, people had their own thoughts about me already and perhaps they weren’t accustomed to me having opinions,” Goodrem stated.

“At the time I was devastated, absolutely broken. I never wanted to be controversial. I’m in this for the music.”

Goodrem is currently recording her new album in LA which is set to be “little more upbeat, grittier and feistier than before.”

While we’re at it, here’s her racy shoot and her cover shot…

Nigella Lawson’s new hairdo is the definition of “voluminous” 

Nigella Lawson stunned with her new hairdo this Saturday at a pre-BAFTAS event, hosted by the chic Annabell’s nightclub in Central London. The TV chef stepped out in an incredible black dress.

Oh yeah, and we forgot to mention, there were boobs – lots of boobies – on display from the 54 year old mum and celebrity chef.

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