These primary schoolkids have been watching the adults around them. And what they know about sex is very… interesting
What did you know about sex when you were 8? Not much, right? Well, times have changed. Meet two 8-year-olds who maybe know a little too much about sex, and love, and all that jazz.
Ted Scheinman’s sister is a teacher. Two of her students wrote a ‘book’ on love on a napkin. It was full of fun facts. These 8-year-old girls have some pretty interesting ideas about love and sex. He posted it on Twitter.
We can only wonder where they got these ideas from. Brace yourself.
Just in case you have trouble reading napkin, here is the list:
1. First you stare at the person
2. You get close to each other
3. You ask for a date
4. You go in bed and do sex
5. When you kiss you suck and lick
6. Get nacked in bed and do more sex
7. Left blank...
8. Go dance and put your noses together
9. Left blank...
10. Then kiss forever
11. Take a shower together and kiss
12. Give each other rings
13. Go to the pool together
Thankfully numbers 14 - 24 have been left blank.
It's clear to me that these kids have learned about sex from TV and movies. Where else is love about sex and sex about taking showers together and getting in the pool together?