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Fluff: The Kardashian Photoshop disaster everyone's talking about.

The most famous trio of sisters in the world are on another magazine cover. And their famous curves have mysteriously disappeared.

A British tabloid put it delicately, saying the sisters look “hacked, chopped, and re-sculpted” with Khloe as “the primary victim of the overzealous retoucher”.

Here’s the cover. What do you reckon? Photoshop Central?

Oh, the horrendous irony of printing “Style icons with killer curves” as the coverline… only to get rid of said dangerous curves.

A fan summed it up perfectly in one tweet:

Justin Bieber wants to be known as Bizzle now.

As in… “J-Bizzle”.

The ridiculous 19-year-old pop star has changed his name.

In about a week, he’ll probably insist on being called The Artist Formerly Known As Bieber. Just a hunch.

The Baby, baby, baby, oh singer has changed his name to Bizzle on Instagram and Twitter, which is obviously the formal avenue for changing your name now.

Look, we’re all pretty unimpressed by this latest move from the drag-racing, pill-popping, pot-smoking child-man.

But there’s one person particularly peeved by Justin’s name change – and that’s British rapper Lethal Bizzle.

Here he is, reacting to the news that the world’s most famous Canadian has stolen his name.

Lea Michele’s love ballad for Cory Monteith is as sad as you’re expecting it to be

27-year-old Glee star Lea Michele lost her beloved fiancé, 31-year-old Cory Monteith, last year to a drug overdose.

It was inevitable that she would release a sad but beautiful love ballad in tribute.

And here it is. It’s here.

And the lyrics for you, if you need something more to sob over.

You’re insecure but I was so sure, why I wanted you
It’s so powerful, and little girl, why I wanted you
So I told you so, wanted you to know
We’ve just one life to live

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And I told you all my dreams and fear
And you looked at me and your eyes filled with tears
And you said those three words, I’ve been waiting for
You became a part of me

You’re mine, for life
And I’ll be by your side
We are entwined
You’re mine, for life
Hold me until we go, oh yes, and you will love

I’m yours, you’re mine
I’m yours, you’re mine

I’m so happy you found the place for me, where you wanted me
Somes insecurities, and two happy beings, where you wanted me
Then you told me, wanted me to know
You let the past go

And I told you all my dreams and fear
And you looked at me and your eyes filled with tears
And you said those three words, I’ve been waiting for
You became a part of me

You’re mine, for life
And I’ll be by your side
We are entwined
You’re mine, for life
Hold me until we go, oh yes, and you will love

I’m yours, you’re mine
I’m yours, you’re mine

I’m yours, you’re mine
I’m yours, you’re mine

Michael Jackson fans paid $1.36 each

Five hardcore Michael Jackson fans have been awarded $1.36 for “emotional damages,” a court in Orleans, France has heard.

They were among 34 fans who sued Dr Conrad Murray, the doctor who administered the anaesthesia that killed legendary pop star Michael Jackson at age 50 in 2009.

These five fans were part of an MJ fan club in France, and each of them has a medical certificate to prove how emotionally distressed they were by the singer’s death.

“As far as I know, this is the first time in the world that the notion of emotional damage in connection with a pop star has been recognized,” French lawyer Emmanuel Ludot, who represented the claimants, said. “They have been subjected to ridicule and I am delighted their suffering has been taken seriously by the law.”

None of the fans will be collecting their Euro of compensation, but they feel validated by the judge’s finding.

We sincerely hope they moonwalked out of the court.

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