The most famous trio of sisters in the world are on another magazine cover. And their famous curves have mysteriously disappeared.
A British tabloid put it delicately, saying the sisters look “hacked, chopped, and re-sculpted” with Khloe as “the primary victim of the overzealous retoucher”.
Here’s the cover. What do you reckon? Photoshop Central?
Oh, the horrendous irony of printing “Style icons with killer curves” as the coverline… only to get rid of said dangerous curves.
A fan summed it up perfectly in one tweet:
Justin Bieber wants to be known as Bizzle now.
As in… “J-Bizzle”.
The ridiculous 19-year-old pop star has changed his name.
In about a week, he’ll probably insist on being called The Artist Formerly Known As Bieber. Just a hunch.
The Baby, baby, baby, oh singer has changed his name to Bizzle on Instagram and Twitter, which is obviously the formal avenue for changing your name now.
Look, we’re all pretty unimpressed by this latest move from the drag-racing, pill-popping, pot-smoking child-man.
But there’s one person particularly peeved by Justin’s name change – and that’s British rapper Lethal Bizzle.
Here he is, reacting to the news that the world’s most famous Canadian has stolen his name.
Lea Michele’s love ballad for Cory Monteith is as sad as you’re expecting it to be
It was inevitable that she would release a sad but beautiful love ballad in tribute.
And here it is. It’s here.
And the lyrics for you, if you need something more to sob over.
You’re insecure but I was so sure, why I wanted you
It’s so powerful, and little girl, why I wanted you
So I told you so, wanted you to know
We’ve just one life to live