Those of you who spent yesterday living under a particularly large boulder will be shocked to learn that formerly squeaky clean – now possibly in need of a little detergent – teen popstar Justin Bieber was arrested for drag racing a hired Lamborghini while under the influence of drugs.
And then the Internet exploded.
Here’s a highlights reel:
I beliebe you could have killed someone Son
— Sarah Silverman (@SarahKSilverman) January 24, 2014
Today, we are all Justin Bieber’s rented Lamborghini.
— Ronan Farrow (@RonanFarrow) January 23, 2014
Who amongst us hasn’t drag-raced a Lambo in Miami on pills? #FreeBieber
— Zach Braff (@zachbraff) January 23, 2014