Fetch: JK Rowling regrets the ending of Harry Potter.

Legendary Harry Potter author JK Rowling regrets matchmaking Ron Weasley and Hermione Granger. (What’s that sound? It’s millions of Harry Potter fans changing the plots of their erotic fan fiction).

The 46-year-old revealed that she made a mistake pairing them up, and wishes she’d done something drastically different.

Wait for it. Wait for it.

JK wishes Hermione had ended up with Harry, not Ron.

“I wrote the Hermione/Ron relationship as a form of wish fulfillment,” she said. “That’s how it was conceived, really. For reasons that have very little to do with literature and far more to do with me clinging to the plot as I first imagined it, Hermione ended up with Ron.”

She knows how her fans will be effected by the change in plan more than six years after the final book was released: “I’m sorry, I can hear the rage and fury it might cause some fans, but if I’m absolutely honest, distance has given me perspective on that. It was a choice I made for very personal reasons, not for reasons of credibility.”

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Kardashian hairdo alert

So. Kim Kardashian’s not a blondie anymore.

The reality TV star/ future Mrs Kanye West did what all good celebrities do: announced her change in hair colour on Instagram.

See Rebecca Judd’s baby girl

Billie Kate Judd was born at 12.15pm on Saturday, weighing a healthy 3.3kg.

She’s the first daughter for footballer Chris and blogger Bec Judd. They have a son called Oscar, who’s 2.

Bec shared this image this morning with the caption ‘Morning #Drunk #Motherslove:

And yesterday she shared this beautiful image:

Bec posted this photo to announce the birth, captioned “Princess time”:

Scarlett Johansson is Photoshop’s latest victim

The promo posters for Captain America: The Winter Soldier are here. And predictably, the one female star has been treated differently to the blokes.

Scarlett Johansson, who plays Black Widow, has been given the Photoshop treatment.

Have a look. Things in Hollywood are pretty dire when ScarJo, who is known for her curves, gets thinned down so drastically.


And for more Photoshop fails, which seem to be happening way too often lately:

Gwyneth Paltrow selling her $13 million house because neighbours hate her

Famous people have ordinary-people feuds as well, apparently.

Lentil soup enthusiast Gwyneth Paltrow and her Coldplay singer husband Chris Martin have been squabbling with their neighbours. And it’s become so bad, the couple have decided to put their  mansion North London suburb of Belsize Park on the market. It’s expected to sell for $13mil.

Some of the family’s neighbours have vented to the Daily Mail about celebrities who renovate: “We have had years of their building works. They have taken down trees so they can park their flash cars in the driveway and they put a huge swimming pool in the back garden.”

Another neighbour said: “The trouble is that it will probably be a similar sort that moves in and we’ll have this all over again.”

The Martins bought the home 10 years ago from Kate Winslet for $4.6 million before buying up two houses next door to create a 33-room mansion.

Perhaps while they’re looking for something else, they can stay at their LA pad.

Helen Mirren remains the absolute best

Dame Helen Mirren, the hottest 68-year-old women in the world, was being honoured at an awards ceremony. Next thing: She’s tweaking on stage.

And it was amazing:

She was at the Harvard’s Hasty Pudding Woman of the Year Ceremony on Thursday. We have no idea what that is, but it sounds delicious.

Cate Blanchett is back on TV as a meth-addicted lesbian lawyer

Mega mega-star Cate Blanchett is back on the small screen. It’s been fifteen years since she’s graced our TV.

She’s playing a lesbian, meth-addicted, alcoholic lawyer in the new season of ABC drama Rake, starring Richard Roxburgh.

This woman’s knee looks like Kanye West.

Look, yes. This is ridiculous. We know it.

But also, this lady’s knee really does look like Kanye West.

Can you see it?


Megan Gale shows off baby bump. And it’s so gorgeous.

Pregnant supermodel Megan Gale has just shared bikini photos on Instagram. The 38-year-old is due in May, and looks completely gorgeous having a swim with her puppy-dog, Bosco.

Cosmo Australia puts supermodel Robyn Lawley on the cover

Robyn Lawley – the woman who legendarily called bullshit on “thigh gaps” – covers the March issue of Cosmopolitan Australia.

She looks stunning, obviously. 

But Robyn‘s appearance on the cover is significant (and awesome) for a few more reasons.

Robyn’s a size 14, which makes her (though we hate this label and so does she) a “plus-size” model.

She’s an eloquent ambassador for healthy body image, who always promotes exercise as a way to get stronger, not thinner. She’s a food blogger, who posts shots of delicious things she’s cooked. She’s redefining what it means to be beautiful.

That, and at only 24, she’s a successful entrepreneur – with a TV show, a cookbook, and her own range of swimwear.

Heres’s another shot from their exclusive photo shoot:

Debby Ryan getting ready to release a music album

Although she has a Disney show, Debbie Ryan is expanding on her talents and forging into the music world. She recently teased fans with a video clip of her rock tune which has resulted in speculation that it is a sneak preview to her upcoming album to be released later this year.

Jessie Season 3 on Disney Channel

Catherine Zeta-Jones beauty tips, because why not?

She was once the face of Elizabeth Arden but Catherine Zeta-Jones is still an amazingly beautiful women. Over the years, she has given some insight into her beauty tips which we thought we would share with you…

Face: Zeta-Jones says it is all about moisturizer and lots of it. And a good quality eyebrow shape frames the face.

Skin: She creates a mixture of honey and salt and uses it to moisturise and exfoliate all over her body to leave it feeling smooth and nourished.

Hair: Besides regular cuts and a good blow-dry, Zeta-Jones says she uses honey and beer to condition her hair. She does warn that your hair will smell like the bottom of a beer barrel for days.

Red 2 now showing on Fetch.TV