3 celebs hospitalised in 24h. What's going on, Hollywood?

1. Three celebrities have been rushed to hospital in the space of 24 hours.

Kim Kardashian started the trend with a miscarriage scare. Kim, 32, became ill on a flight between Paris and LA and was hospitalised shortly after landing at LAX. Kim has reportedly been exercising too much and has been ordered to cut down.

Kelly Osbourne suffered a seizure in front a studio audience while she was presenting her show, Fashion Police.

And, just this morning there are reports that teen superstar Justin Bieber has fainted and been rushed out of his final concert at London’s 02 Arena in an ambulance.

2. We know, we know… you don’t care about the gender of Jessica Simpson’s unborn baby. You don’t, do you? Oh… you kinda do? Yeah, us too. *Ashamed* Read on. 

It seems that the former singer/actress/TV personality has taken a cue from Kate Middleton’s accidental slip of the tongue earlier this week. But Jessica, 32, was a little less cryptic.

While discussing her pregnancy on the Jimmy Kimmel Show, the mother of one said, “I feel awful, I’ve been vomiting. The crazy thing is, I never knew that a wiener could actually make me nausesous.”

Really? Obviously Jessica has never encountered the horror of hot dog-induced salmonella. Wieners be dangerous, y’all.

Back to the story – the suspense is probably killing you – Jessica then covered her mouth and gasped, “Well, I guess I just told the world that I’m having a boy.”

3. Justin Bieber gets ranty on Twitter.

The 19 year old pop star who makes 12 year old girls the world over a little nutty, vented his frustrations about the media and various rumours in a succession of angsty Tweets – twelve in total. Twitter is cheaper than therapy, after all.

“Rumors rumors and more rumors. nothing more nothing less. might talk about them 1 day. rt now im just gonna be positive. cant bring me down,” he writes in the first post. He then goes on to address specific stories and rumours that particularly pissed him off.

Can anyone else feel a song coming on? Click through the rest of the Tweets here.

4. Dita von Teese has debuted the world’s first 3D-printed dress. Would you wear it?

Made from 13,000 black Swarvoski crystals, with a cinched-in waist and shoulders bigger than the whole 1980s combined, this is the perfect Sunday brunch outfit. A wardrobe staple, really.

The dress was virtually designed on an iPad and printed with hardened powdered nylon, allowing Dita to move around normally in it. “As far as difficulty goes, if you could imagine creating a piece with 3,000 unique moving individual parts,” according to the designers.

5. No matter how pretty your Instagram account is, it has NOTHING on this.

You can be forgiven for unfollowing Instagramers on holiday who litter your feed with sunset selfies and pictures of their toes in the sand. Photos from holidaying couples are even worse – oh, you’re kissing in front of the Eiffel Tower? How very original.

But this photo series, ‘Follow Me’, will melt your cold, cynical heart. Instagram user Muradosmann documented his overseas holiday by photographing his girlfriend leading him by the hand in various locations, like Venice and Disneyland.

“The first photo happened in Barcelona while we were on vacation. My girlfriend was a bit annoyed that I was always taking pictures of everything, so she grabbed my hand and tried to pull me forward. But it didn’t stop me from doing photos,” he told Mashable.

2. Sofia Vergara’s got a new movie coming out and the poster for it shows her blasting fire from her boobs. Funny or offensive? Check it out here and decide.