Is JLo making a comeback?
It’s been 12 years since she belted out “Jenny From The Block” but Jennifer Lopez is still worried you might be fooled by the rocks that she’s got. To prove she’s still a South Side Bronx girl at heart, she’s released a 45 second teaser trailer for her new single Same Girl. It’s got all the sweet trademarks of early-2000s J-Lo: epic booty-wiggles, hooded fur-lined jackets, tight jeans, frolicking in the rain, waiting for love on a train station platform in the Bronx.
J-Lo’s 10th album is on its way, and we hear it features Sia, Robin Thicke, and Big Sean. The woman can do no wrong.
AND as if that’s not enough comeback news for you, Shakira’s back too. The gorgeous Latina star teamed up with Rihanna on a new single this week called “Can’t remember to forget you” and her new album is out in March this year. We can’t wait.
Kanye allegedly assaults man who verbally abused Kim.
Kim Kardashian was simply strutting along, being extremely famous, when a swarm of paparazzi surrounded her. An 18-year-old man parted the crowd and moved towards the 33-year-old reality TV star. He allegedly yelled racist and homophobic insults at the paps, and Kimmy K told him – totally accurately – that it was inappropriate to use the N word. The 18-year-old man responded: “F–k you, bitch. Just trying to help you. Shut up [N word] love, stupid slut.”
Kimmy retreated into a medical centre to call her fiancé Kanye West, who rushed to her side. According to TMZ’s sources, Kanye allegedly punched the 18-year-old man in the face. Police were called to the scene. Allegedly.
Justin Beiber’s buddy arrested at his house.
Serial douche-canoe Justin Beiber has broken the law again – this time for egging his LA neighbour’s house. While you were sleeping, the LA Police Department (who arrived in eleven police cars because DRAMA) raided Beibs’ house for the offending eggs. It became a possible felony case because the damage to Justin’s neighbours’ house came to $400.
But, in an awkward twist, police found hard drugs in the singer’s house and arrested Justin’s buddy for possession. His identity has not been revealed.
Porn-star worried her breast implants will kill her
Porn star Elizabeth Starr, 43, is worried her size O breasts are a ticking time bomb. Fifteen years after undergoing a now-illegal breast implant procedure, her breasts are still growing. Starr started with size 32F breasts when she chose to enhance her career prospects by getting “string” implants, where synthetic string inserted into breast tissue stimulates fluid production and growth.
Doctors tell her that she faces life-threatening risks of blood clots and infections and recommend a full mastectomy. However Starr, who has already had 63 corrective surgeries, says she can’t face going under the knife again and hopes that her experience will serve as a warning to other women.
Olivia Wilde announces the sex of her baby.
Crazy-beautiful actress Olivia Wilde is having a baby boy with husband Jason Sudeikis. He’s coming into the world some time in May, and we’re confident Liv and Jason will be gorgeous parents. If her awesome attitude on Twitter is anything to go by, the baby will have a seriously good sense of humour.
This was her response to haters on her Golden Globes dress:
Hahaaaa I just heard someone say I looked like a giant, walking pickle last night at the Globes. As a pickle enthusiast, I thank you.
— olivia wilde (@oliviawilde) January 14, 2014