Did nobody tell you you’re not meant to be smiling anymore?
That even though you probably spent thousands on braces as a child (read: your parents did) and invested in many a teeth whitening devices growing up, your teeth should now be banished to invisibility?
That no matter how much fun you’re having, not matter how happy you are or how desperate you may be to separate your lips and unveil those pearly whites, smiling is out.
Did no one give you that memo?
Well, here it is: Stop smiling, stat. It’s out, not in, banished and replaced by its lesser-known but widely popular step-sister in frowning.
Don’t believe me? Then explain to me why the Jenners and Kardashians are doing it. And the Hadids, too. Aka, our modern day trendsetters.
The Spill
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If I had their inane shallow life, I am not sure I would smile either.
Oh, like, because, like, their lives are just like, so, like, difficult aren't they so, like, they couldn't, like, have anything to, like, smile about ;)
Exactly. The poor darlings have been dragged along to yet another fabulous social event, it's all just so terribly dull. God forbid you show a bit of enthusiasm - or worse, actually appear to be having... fun!