You may remember that approximately two weeks ago, something weird happened.
Precisely all of us saw Jason Derulo’s penis without… consenting to.
It all started early on a Friday afternoon with an Instagram post. Singer-songwriter Jason Derulo (or Jaysssonnn Derrrruleeooo) shared a photo of himself wearing nothing but a pair of very tight black undies, with the caption 'Good mornin''.
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Just dragged. Kicking and screaming. Unwilling participants in this penile pecadillo.
You guys must feel so, so violated.
Actually, more a grande pecado.
Plus, I hope everyone now gets the thrust of my point about male 'revelations' being more socially policed than women's.
I think his point is valid. No pun intended.