Fluff: Who knew you could get deported for being too good-looking?

1. So this man has been deported for being too sexy.

The rumour is that Omar Borkan Al Gala, a poet, actor, and photographer from Dubai, is one of three men that have been deported by Saudi authorities who feared that they would prove ‘irresistible’ to women.

I mean, COME ON!

According to reports the trio from the United Arab Emirates were removed from the Jenadrivah Heritage & Culture Festival in Riyadh by The Commission for the Promotion of Virtue and Prevention of Vices because they were “too handsome”.

Poor guy, it’s not his fault he’s really, really good looking.

2.Gwyneth Paltrow’s Iron Man 3 dress drama isn’t the first time she’s experienced bikini line issues … you won’t believe what Cameron Diaz did to her lady garden … Click for details.

3. Paris Jackson reunites with her mother.

Michael Jackson’s daughter Paris has reunited with her mother, Debbie Rowe for her 15th birthday earlier this month. Entertainment Tonight has released an exclusive photo of the pair who were spotted spending some mother-daughter quality time shopping and lunching at a sushi restaurant in California.

Rowe was married to Jackson from 1996 to 1999, and is the mother of both Paris and her brother Prince, 11, but gave up her parental rights in 2001.

4. Imagine this: you’re waiting for your morning train and Michael Buble starts singing on the platform. That’s what happened to New York commuters last week. Click to watch the amazing video of his performance.

5. Ashton Kutcher gets into fisticuffs at a Country Music Festival.

The drama went down at Stagecoach country music festival in California when a female fan approached Kutcher backstage. According to TMZ, Kutcher went to greet the woman but security stepped in to intervene and fisticuffs ensued.

“Our sources say Kutcher and the security guard went at it, each violently shoving the other. Ashton’s friends had to restrain him. We’re told the guard demanded that Kutcher be ejected, but Ashton left on his own,” TMZ reports.

The altercation comes amid the news that Angus T Jones (the half man) in Two and a Half Men has been dropped from the show. Jones earlier released a video calling the show “filth” and urged people not to watch it. Yep, not the best career move.

6. The Spice Girls have been daring each other to do stuff like mooning their neighbours and serenading old blokes in pubs. Click through to see the pics and videos of their crazy antics.

Aussie model/singer/radio presenter Sophie Monk and Avatar star, Sam Worthington have reportedly spent last week holed up in a Sydney hotel room.

Worthington, 36, was then seen checking into The Olsen in Melbourne where Monk was staying yesterday afternoon.

Neither of the pair have officially confirmed they are romantically linked but pictures of the couple kissing and embracing that are circulating the interwebs tell otherwise.

Monk, 33, reportedly said Worthington was “one of the most amazing people I’ve ever met”.

8.Which star got married on the weekend and invited 2000 of his nearest and dearest to the reception? Click to find out.

9. Red carpet round-up: The White House Correspondent’s Dinner

President Obama decided he needs to shake things up in his second term and used the White House Correspondent’s Dinner to showcase his image overhaul… a fringe.

Click through the red carpet gallery to see stars such as Rebel Wilson, Katy Perry and Sofia Vergara who also attended the gala dinner:

And not everyone was amused by the annual event, Sarah Palin took to Twitter to air her disgust: