The Hemsworth kids' lunchboxes make me want to live in their magical world.

Executive Editor

August 26, 2016

I always knew life was different for movie stars. They can appear without make-up in as many candid snaps as they like, but deep down, we all know that they are Not Like Us.

And now there’s proof: The gloriously gorgeous Elsa Pataky lives in a world different to mine.

She lives in a magical, mythical world. One where you can SEND PEANUT BUTTER TO SCHOOL LUNCH.

Se me acaban las ideas para el lunchbox de Los peques?/ I’m running out of ideas for the kids lunchbox! ???????? #help #kids #kidsfood #needinspiration

A photo posted by Elsa Pataky (@elsapatakyconfidential) on Aug 24, 2016 at 3:12am PDT

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I tried to be like Elsa once. It was a low moment. I wasn’t thinking straight. I wasn’t myself.

I sent a peanut butter sandwich to my daughter’s school.

Cue sirens, a controlled detonation of a nut-infected rubbish bin and a shaming note home in the school bag. Won’t someone think of the children?* Plus, an IOU from the canteen because my contraband lunch had to be replaced by a Vegmite sandwich made by the Mums Who Bother To Volunteer.

Oh, the shame.

This doesn’t happen in Elsa land.

Things are different there.

Beautiful men with arms to make you weep whip up freshly-baked cakes for their daughters.

papa trabajando duro en la tarta de cumpleaños de India!! feliz cumple India! Te queremos más que nada en este mundo! / Papa working hard on India’s birthday cake! Happy birthday India, love you more than anything! #family #love #birthdaygirl ????❤️????

A photo posted by Elsa Pataky (@elsapatakyconfidential) on May 8, 2016 at 3:02am PDT

You can take your kids to a music festival without a breakout of foot-and-mouth disease and a meltdown in the toilet queue really messing with everyone’s high.

Juntos todo es mejor!/ together everything is better! #bluesfest #family #dancing #love #kids #music ????????????????

A photo posted by Elsa Pataky (@elsapatakyconfidential) on Mar 27, 2016 at 3:39am PDT

A world where impossibly cute and stylish toddlers hand-feed you coffee every morning.

Tristan asegurándose de que papa se toma su café de la mañana! Tristan making sure papa gets his morning coffee! #myboys #familymoments #papa @valleyeyewear @dukeoflondon @childrenofthetribe @glamourspain

A photo posted by Elsa Pataky (@elsapatakyconfidential) on Aug 22, 2016 at 4:33am PDT

And a world where peanut butter can go off to kindy.

I want to live in Elsa Land. I hear it’s called Byron Bay.

Look it up. You can fly there on a patchouli-scented pegasus, or float there on a river of kale smoothie.

It’s a place where no-one is allergic to nuts, but absolutely everyone is allergic to bread.

Nowhere’s perfect, people. Nowhere’s perfect.

* Disclaimer: I do think of the children. Honest. I know nut allergies are dangerous. I am just being facetious.

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