Dear Greg,
I don’t know if that’s your actual name but that’s what I’m going to call you because Greg sounds like the kind of name of someone who ruins people’s lives.
That’s what you’ve done to me today, Greg.
See, last night I had finally, finally reached optimum comfort levels in my bed, with the perfect ratio of covered/exposed leg by my doona.
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I hate cockroaches so much that I made a poem out of it.
Give it a listen/look and if you can relate … I’m really sorry.
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"....but that’s what I’m going to call you because Greg sounds like the kind of name of someone who ruins people’s lives."
Ha! I legit cackled at this because I work for an a-hole manager who possesses the same name. He also evokes the same reaction of disgust and restlessness when people sense that he is nearby. Lol.