NSFW “I give women massages with a ‘happy ending’ for a living.”

To help women who are in sex-deprived marriages — or simply want a release.

By: Bo Alexis for YourTango.com

My erotic massages help women who are in sex-deprived marriages — or simply want a release. Some women are seduced by the massage process and decide to have an erotic experience then and there while others set out to ?nd a place where they can get a happy ending. Some women present themselves as “ripe and ready” for an explicitly erotic experience by indicating their desire through body language and other thinly-veiled alluring behaviours.

I know this because I’m a male, sex-positive pleasure provider and I facilitate happy endings for women for a living.

My experience in this ?eld spans several years. It started when I was a massage therapist and found that several of my female clients, most between 19 and 49 years old, indicated to me that they wanted something more than a regular massage.

One of my ?rst surprises was from Ali*, 22. It was a hot Spring day and she visited for a deep-tissue massage because of university term tension. After the initial intake procedure, I informed her about the standard options for the massage session, I left the room and returned a few minutes later to ?nd her lying on her back, uncovered, with a suppressed smile on her face, her perky breasts and nipples fully exposed.

Obviously, this was not one of the massage “options” I gave her and I was a bit taken aback and asked if she wanted the massage uncovered. She said that’s what she prefers so I proceeded the massage session as she liked it but asked her to lie face-down and placed a hand towel over her mid section.

"Obviously, this was not one of the massage "options" I gave her and I was a bit taken aback and asked if she wanted the massage uncovered."

By the middle of the massage, she was perceptibly moving her body and making low erotic noises. I fed her lascivious desires with slow, deep, long-?owing strokes, teasingly caressing her erogenous parts from her head to feet, my intuitive hands responding as her body throbbed with libido, a libido that was obviously looking for some kind of climatic expression. After an hour, she turned face-up.

Not surprisingly, there was a wet spot where her midbody was, on the black silky cotton sheet that covered the massage couch.

Her perky breasts and nipples looked like they were bursting with pleasure, ?rm like pink grapefruits. Ali was ready to climax. As inexperienced as I was at the time, I assumed she wanted intercourse and was about to oblige when she ?rmly took my hand and indicated she wanted a digital orgasm. (The phrase "happy ending" was not yet in vogue.) Almost 2 hours had passed, she had a huge orgasm and she left me with a surprisingly big tip for a university student.

My career as a provider of happy ending/pleasure provider for women had just begun.

Over the next several years, I had many more experiences of women indicating in different ways that they wanted to engage their feminine sexual energy in the massage session. These women do not ?t any stereotype and came (no pun intended) from a broad social spectrum in more or less within the age group I mentioned above.

"Over the next several years, I had many more experiences of women indicating in different ways that they wanted to engage their feminine sexual energy in the massage session."

Katie* was 34 of Italian/German background and came in because of back pain and tension headaches. It turned out she was in a relationship with a guy who never took the time to really explore and appreciate her physical needs and desires. She came in for a 90-minute massage and I attended to all the tight and sore places on her neck and back.

After the ?rst sixty minutes, Katie's body started to signal her sexual centre. There's something about extended touch and caress that tends to release the most potent chemicals of the sexual centers of a woman who's in need of physical and emotional attention.

By the end of the session it was clear she was enjoying the touch experience beyond its remedial value; Katie desperately wanted to cum. She apologised and asked if she could masturbate. I offered to help and she quickly asked me to suck and gently bite her hard, brown nipples while she stroked her clitoris to an explosive orgasm.

After a few years of increasing occasional request from women for erotic massage, I decided to give up my massage practice and focus exclusively on providing pleasure for women.

I have learned a lot about the art of erotic touch. I actually hate the term "happy ending." It's a vulgar, cheap phrase suited for the sleazy "massage parlors" that cater to men who are looking for a quickie in 15, 30 and 60-minutes sessions. And from what I understand of the female psyche, most women ?nd the "happy ending" model of an erotic engagement outside of a romantic relationship to be repellent.

"I have learned a lot about the art of erotic touch. I actually hate the term 'happy ending.'"

As a matter of fact, "repellent" was the exact word Laura* used to describe "happy ending" massages, when she called to make an appointment for my 90-minute erotic body rub. Laura was a former corporate executive, 39, married with 2 kids.

She was a woman with much passion for life but still trying to ?nd her own grounds about her sexuality and her right to enjoy grati?cation that she wasn't getting from her husband of 12 years. She con?ded that "he ?nds my breasts and vagina very easily, sometimes I let him have his way, much to my dismay, despite my pleas that I need more than his cock inside of me for a few minutes."

On the day she called me, Laura was still ambivalent about the 'adventure' she was contemplating, but ultimately went for it due to her sexual deprivation that was slowly killing her soul, body and mind.

She needed to feel, she said. I rubbed her irresistible light brown body until she was relaxed and receptive and my intuitive hands were in sync with the deep desires that welled up inside her. I teased every hot spot on her body until she was saturated inside out with love hormones and viscous tasty juices.

It was over two hours of unconditional erotic touching when she broke out in spasmodic vibrations and intense writhing until she climaxed with a suppressed roar from deep inside her and finally rested in a comfortable snuggled position until she was back to earth again.

There are many more juicy stories but the point is that "happy endings" for women are sex-positive and a great learning experience that can benefit marriages.

In fact, one of my clients even told me her husband announced to his friends that "...this is the massage guy who prepared my wife for me the other night. We had the best sex together in several years. I don't know what his magic is but when she got home that night, she came at me like a wild animal."

Could you ever have one of these massages?

This post originally appeared on YourTango.com: I Provide "Happy Ending" Massages To Women For A Living.

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