These hairy chest bathers are clogging up the internet. Presumably with hair.

In case you were wondering – you CAN get a hairy chest swimsuit and rock a fake dad bod at the pool.

Yep, a swimsuit covered in the hair and nipples of a middle-aged man can be yours for US $45 (around $59 AUD).

????????WIN THIS SUIT???????? Our Sexy Chest Swimsuit has been everywhere lately, and we think you deserve your own. Just follow the steps below and you could win one in the size and shade of your choice. All you have to do is: 1️⃣Follow us 2️⃣Repost this photo with the hashtag #BelovedShares 3️⃣Comment DONE below so we can look for your entry

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The motto of Beloved Shirts, the company who make the Sexy Chest Swimsuit, is: “Make the pool boy say WTF”.

And look, I definitely think they’re living and breathing their motto with this crime against swimsuit humanity.

Pool boys around the world are simultaneously screaming “WTF” and feeling strangely aroused, after clamping their eyes on these bad boys.

And it’s not just women who are rocking the Sexy Chest, men too can get a dad bod to wear over their, erm, dad bod.

My Summer bod is ready See what all the fuss is about ????Link in bio

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While some people have been deeply disturbed by the swimsuit (and will probably need years of intensive budgie smuggler therapy) a lot more people are really into it.

I want to delete this image from my brain

— Emmy (@wonderlessphan) June 8, 2017

‘The sexy chest one piece swimsuit’ is not sexy… at all

— Haamid Grube (@ruqiqulezox) June 12, 2017

I want that hairy chest swimsuit someone buy it for me.

— Appapapapa (@Destisaurus) June 11, 2017

wow never added an item to my cart so fast

— Jess Johnson (@Johnson_J18) June 8, 2017

So you might start seeing a whole lot more dad bods at your local pool. What a time to be alive.