95% of scientists agree that becoming a grandmother won’t age you a single bit if you take on one of these sexy nana aliases. Seriously.
Learning that you’re about to become a ‘grandma’ for the first time can be fairly overwhelming.
The brain goes through a rollercoaster like process of “Oh yay, a baby” to “My god, I don’t even have (much) grey hair yet”, back to the more positive “Perhaps I could learn to knit? I could be a very good knitter” through to a howling “But I’m not OLD enough to be a nana” and then….. Total emotional and mental breakdown.
But you know what? You don’t want to be this woman and you sure as hell don’t want your own mum to be either…
The easiest way to avoid grandma panic, either for yourself or your own mum is to embrace your/her new position as matriarch of the family. And what better way to do that than picking a stripper name alternative to the usual 'nan', 'granny' or 'grandma'.
Yes, seriously. This new trend is fast becoming popular. We're not sure if it's meant to be serious, ironic, silly or actually sexy. However we're heartened by the fact that 95% of scientists agree that becoming a grandmother won't age you a single bit if you take on one of these sexy nana names.*
Try a few of these on for size.
As if the Disney film association wasn't grandmotherly enough, this stripper name will take you all the way from your 40s till the ancient of days of great or even great great grandma-dom.