Literally just the 20 funniest tweets from 2019.

Twitter is like your Uncle Rodney: sometimes rude, sometimes hilarious, always unpredictable.

For times when all you need is a good laugh, it can be a go-to destination for the LOLs.

It’s the service provider for some of the internet’s most hilarious deliveries, which is why we can’t let the end of year (or decade) go by without taking a look at the year’s best tweets.

Side note… We tried these viral bikini bottoms and it went almost exactly as you’d expect. Post continues below. 

Here, we’ve collated the 20 funniest tweets from 2019.

Enjoy!

1.

my mom comin back in my room and finding me sleeping 5 mins after she woke me up pic.twitter.com/yrcto6AKD2

— mo (@MODE279) January 13, 2019

2.

Today I had 800 mg of caffeine, exercised for 2 hours, ate literally 80 pizza rolls, and did a facemask. The line between self care and self destruction is a fine one but god do I walk it hard brother

— Alec (@aIecrl) February 7, 2019

3.

HS teachers: college is NOT a joke

a real college exam question i just had:
“which doesn’t belong?”
A. Ethos
B. Pathos
C. Logos
D. Migos

— T (@umtatiana) April 8, 2019

4.

Met Gala: the theme is camp

Me: pic.twitter.com/lD0h9smVkn

— cillín (@justchillian_) May 6, 2019

5.

some earrings i ordered on aliexpress never arrived and they asked for photo evidence??? pic.twitter.com/4KzGBK2eVt

— IRIS (@irispompeii) January 27, 2019

6.

Every email I ever send: Hello! I am extremely excited to be corresponding with you! You can tell by the number of exclamation points I use! Here is one sentence with a period so that I don’t come across as manic. Thanks!

— kathleen barber (@katelizabee) October 3, 2019

7.

This punishment is not working… pic.twitter.com/Gky81iQA0q

— Mr. Meowgi (@Mr_Meowwwgi) October 3, 2019

8.

Since hair can’t be preserved in fossils we can’t rule out the possibility that dinosaurs looked like this pic.twitter.com/dJooeSBqgr

— Chance ???? (@GlanceOfChance) January 6, 2019

9.

Married life is waking up early to preheat your wife’s car. Then taking $10 out her purse as a tip for your services.

— Whiskey Enthusiast???? (@Chance2k11) November 19, 2019

10.

Uber driver: ……….

Me: ………..

Uber driver: …………

Me: ………….

Uber driver: ………….

Me: …………….

Uber driver: …………….

Me: ………………

Uber driver: you have arrived

Me: 5 Stars

— evil (@evilbart24) August 13, 2019

11.

During my interview today i poured some water into a cup and it overflowed a little bit

“Nervous?” asked the interviewer

I simply replied, “No I just always give 110%”

— ????‍♂️ᴛʜᴇ-ᴡɪᴢʀᴅ. (@doubletexts) August 19, 2019

12.

every day men leave their homes with no bag, no water bottle, no lip balm, no hand sanitizer, no extra layer in case they get cold, just keys and a wallet shoved into their pocket. chaotic and reckless

— dre (@gothshakira) September 4, 2019

13.

me: “why does my back always hurt?”

my sleeping position: https://t.co/gsbyflNIUl

— ♛ (@clearily) October 30, 2019

14.

my girlfriend just added uncooked pasta to cold water and then turned on the stove and when i said that she should boil the water before adding pasta she said “literally all men are the same”

— ☆drive45☆ (@drive45music) October 14, 2019

15.

When you’re on a roller coaster and you know the camera is coming up pic.twitter.com/6eqjK4yp4F

— dalys (@dalysluna) February 10, 2019

16.

the last time i went to urgent care i checked off “excessive crying” on the symptom list and the nurse got really confused and told me that was meant for babies

— bug (@BUGPOSTING) September 18, 2019

17.

My girlfriend had a dream that I cheated on her and now I’m taking her shopping to apologise.

— Siya (@SeeYay) September 30, 2019

18.

10/10 would recommend pic.twitter.com/MGL9bhkQXK

— harry (@doztec) January 4, 2019

19.

Can someone write an article on millenials killing the doorbell industry by texting “here”

— joven (@youngandjoven) June 3, 2019

20.

I just wanna be shown off like a hospital bracelet on Snapchat

— conor hartigan (@conor_hartigan) June 11, 2019

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