FLUFF: Which female celeb had an orgy with 13 Playboy playmates?

Jenny McCarthy, anti-vaccination activist, actress and three time Playboy playmate, has written a memoir – called ‘Bad Habits: Confessions of a Recovering Catholic’ (of course) – and spoken about a drug-fuelled sexy encounter with thirteen other Playmates… on a beach.

The 39-year-old was on a Playboy promo tour in Hawaii when someone got their hands on a stash of hallucinogenics.

And from News Ltd, here’s what happened next:

In an excerpt obtained by blogger Perez Hilton, McCarthy writes, “Holding up drugs in front of a group of Playmates was like holding up an arm to a cannibal tribe. We jumped on the box fighting to get as many little white capsules as possible.

“Instead of saving some for later, we all pounded at least five at once. It was incredibly intense. So much so that we all began to express love for one another by making out with each other. I can only imagine the shock (one random man) had in seeing that he was the only man on the beach with fourteen really f**ked up Playmates who just happened to also be making out with each other.”

She then thrills the hosts with an account of thinking she was “humping a tree,” which actually turned out to be Miss July, and what happened when they all finally sobered up: “All of us were naked, couldn’t find our clothes and walked back on the highway.”

Sounds like a typical Friday night for anyone, really…

Which celebrity is engaged to her ‘BROTHER?‘  Note the quote marks. There is no blood relationship here. However. Whitney Housten’s daughter Bobbi Kristina has revealed her impending nuptuals to Nick Gordon via promos for her new reality tv show “The Houstons: On Our Own”. Nick is considered to be Whitney’s unofficial adopted son – the newly engaged couple lived together as siblings for over a decade. So, like Greg and Marcia Brady?

In news that will shock nobody, Kristen Stewart has referred to herself as a “miserable c*nt”. The actress did an interview with Marie Clare in the UK and reflected on what makes her happy. The answer? Not much.

This from news.com.au:

“I’m a miserable c***! I’m not sure if I’m most happy when I’m comfortable and content or when I’m pushing myself to the limits. There are such different versions of happy. And I really appreciate both,” she said.

She also told the mag what she’d be doing if weren’t an actress – “I’d probably go back to school, read a lot and figure out what I should do” – and why her character in Twilight, Bella, isn’t one for glamour – “I always wanted Bella to be unassuming, yet cooler than everyone else. We both wear lots of casual clothes. But her actual style is very far away from mine. After I’d been playing a stripper in Welcome to the Rileys, I was definitely not wearing enough clothing. I looked back and thought, ‘That’s so not me’, but it was fun.”

Of course, Stewart doesn’t turn on the charm or honesty tap for just anyone. Her interviewer was friend Nicolas Ghesquiere, who is also her collaborator designer for Balenciaga.

Flick through our gallery of the apparently-miserable Kristen…

For today’s dose of celebrity style, we look at ‘colour-blocking’.  So popular that it’s almost a basic so you really know how to do it. We’ve located a number of celebrity-inspired outfits that do all the work for you (available now on Mamamia Shopping). We even found a cheap version of Victoria Beckham’s EXACT outfit… Take a look: