You’ve got to stop playing games with our hearts.
We’re confused. We’re emotionally exhausted. We’re sick of getting our hopes up every time we hear you’re single.
And all we want to know is whether we can start imagining a quiet, beautiful life with you. We’d live in a cottage by the sea, read feminist poetry to each other and make necklaces from sea shells and locks of your golden hair. Is that too much to ask?
This is the latest intel we have, for anyone else interested in Ryan‘s relationship status.
A “source close to the couple” told Perez Hilton: “There is no ill will. Neither is rushing out to date other people right now. They knew it was time to take the next step and get married. But neither was sure they wanted that to happen. They started having problems back in September. They decided to quietly call it off for good around Christmas. They just knew it was time.”
And now, Ryan, we just know it’s time to look through all these photos of you being devastatingly handsome:
Did Liz Hurley and Bill Clinton have an affair?
According to Liz’s drug-addled ex-boyfriend, yes.
According to people who are not high as a kite, no.The rumours have actually been pretty hard to follow this week. Here’s how it went down.
It started when Hurley’s ex-boyfriend, Tom Sizemore, released a recording of himself exposing an affair between Liz Hurley and former President of the United States, Bill Clinton. “This is a true story!” he said. “Beyond your wildest imagination!”
In an eight minute rant, Sizemore said that Bill Cinton demanded Liz Hurley‘s mobile number and called her right in front of him. He then alleges that Clinton and Hurley had a sordid year-long affair.