Fluff files: Why Seal is not happy with Heidi.

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1. The Seal video where he dumps Heidi in it.

In January this year, The Unofficial Celebrity Couple Of The Year – Heidi Klum and Seal – split. Now, Seal has announced the reasons behind Heidi filing for divorce. And it seems like it’s got a lot to do with Martin Kirsten, Heidi’s bodyguard of four years.

Here’s the video:

In case you can’t watch; Seal arrived at Los Angeles International Airport and, when asked about recent photos of Heidi getting cozy with Martin, said:

“That’s what happens when two people separate, they move on and generally meet other people in their lives.”

“I certainly don’t expect Heidi to all of a sudden become a nun. But as always my main priority is the emotional well-being of my children, and to be quite honest if there is going to be someone else there in their lives there, I would much rather it was a familiar face.”

Seal then added: “That’s the only thing I would have preferred. Whilst I didn’t expect anything better from him, I would have thought that Heidi would have shown a little more class and at least waited until we separated first before deciding to fornicate with the help, as it were.”

According to PEOPLE magazine, a rep for Seal then issued the following statement: “Seal would like to clarify that he was not implying his wife was cheating on him while they were together. But rather he was pointing out that they are separated and the divorce is not final so they are legally still married.”

2. Which celebrity asked for a star on Hollywood Boulevard and was turned down?

Hello Kim Kardashian. Awkward. The reality tv star told V Magazine that she wants to “break the mold” that currently prevents the Hollywood Chamber of Commerce from granting reality stars a star on the city’s precious street. The civic body’s response? ABSOLUTELY NOT. They won’t even entertain a notion of her being included.

This from PEOPLE magazine:

“Part of criteria in being honored is receiving awards such as Emmys, SAG Awards, Oscars, etc. in the category of television, live-stage performance or motion pictures,” a chamber of commerce rep told theHollywood Reporter this week. “They have to have a career in the business of acting for five years or more.”

As the trade paper goes on to note, Kardashian’s only acting experience to date has been a guest shot on Drop Dead Divaand an appearance in a Tyler Perry movie.

3. The latest Photoshop fail…

Is brought to you by Vogue. Lady Gaga is on the cover, looking very Photoshopped. Apparently, the “before” picture is from a behind-the-scenes montage of the shoot released by Vogue and the cover’s photographers, Mert Alas & Marcus Piggott.

Scroll through the full gallery for a round-up of the best (and worst) Photoshop fails: